misslaughtered
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misslaughtered adj. Having drunk more than enough to laugh at the wrong moment and call it ceremony. Endyia was misslaughtered when the best man mentioned the deceased's parking habits. missmented adj. You have drunk enough to make an error so minor it requires an apology to the furniture. Jeromi became missmented and blamed the umbrella stand for the missing coat.
missocialisationed adj. Of a drinker: raised by the evening into believing every stranger is a lifelong companion. Marysabel grew missocialisationed and invited the bus driver to Christmas dinner. missocializationed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several rounds, the social instincts of a badly placed houseguest. missoed adj. You are drunk and addressing the nearest woman as though she had authorised your decisions. missoriumed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached ceremonial importance and is being carried home on a plate. missorted (/mɪsˈsɔː(ɹ)td/) adj. A drinker who has placed every belonging in the wrong pocket and the evening in the wrong order. missounded adj. A drinker so far gone that every familiar word arrives with an unexpected pronunciation. Denley was missounded, asking the landlord whether the pub served algebra. missourited adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a geological specimen best examined from a safe distance. Aroush was missourited, immobile beneath the pub table and oddly mineral in aspect. missouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has omitted the journey home from the evening's proceedings. Leecy was missouted, having somehow skipped both the taxi and the front door. misspeakered adj. The drunkenness of one who has made an incorrect remark and now considers it policy. Zyria was misspeakered, insisting that the buffet had personally offended her. misspeakinged (/mɪsˈspiːkɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to communicating in statements that begin nobly and conclude in furniture. misspecificationed adj. Softened by drink into issuing grand instructions whose only requirement is more gravy. Aquib became misspecificationed and requested the roast according to no known standard. misspeculationed adj. Sharpened by drink into predicting a financial collapse because the crisps have run out. Scarlette was misspeculationed, forecasting ruin from the pub's empty bowl. misspeeched adj. Loosened by drink into incorrect speech of considerable dignity and no practical value.
misspellered adj. Emboldened by drink to correct a menu while spelling the correction incorrectly.
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