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misspellinged adj. Drunk and treating every written word as an approximate suggestion. misspendered adj. Drunk to the point where money is exchanged for objects whose necessity remains theoretical. Lorella was misspendered, purchasing a decorative pineapple from the station kiosk. misspendinged adj. Drunk enough to squander the evening's funds on a final round that becomes several. misspensed adj. Of a drinker: wasting the round on people who had already said they were going home. misspinned adj. Of a drinker who has attached every conversation to the wrong person, and made each one stay. missplited adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the company incorrectly, leaving every friend with someone else's grievance. missplittinged adj. A drinker who separates a shared matter badly, so that nobody else knows which part to defend. Ermalinda went missplittinged over the taxi fare and gave each passenger a different total. misspotted (/mɪsˈspɒtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every familiar face receives the wrong number of greetings. missprayed adj. The state of being drunk and directing every well-meant blessing towards the least receptive person present. Alexyz became missprayed, offering solemn good wishes to the coat-check attendant. misspreaded adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes one private remark throughout the room before anyone can intervene. Guntaaz grew misspreaded, carrying a whispered complaint from table to table. missprisioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating an official obligation as optional paperwork. misstacked adj. The drunkenness of one who piles companions, grievances and empty glasses in the wrong order. Loany was misstacked, placing the apology beneath the argument and the argument beneath dessert. misstamped (/mɪsˈstæmpd/) adj. Reduced by drink to addressing each guest with the wrong social seal of approval. Kamryne became misstamped and called the junior clerk ‘doctor’ throughout dinner. misstatemented adj. Softened by drink into a sequence of incorrect declarations which others must politely translate. Hardwick grew misstatemented and announced the wrong anniversary to the entire table. misstatered adj. Sharpened by drink into the person who gives every shared fact a more troublesome version. misstepped (/ˈmɪs.stɛpd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to take a false step publicly, then invite witnesses to discuss it.