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mistakered (/mɪsˈteɪkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every gesture is an experiment and every result is unexpected. Mehaan was mistakered, placing the empty tumbler in the fridge and applauding the result. mistakinged adj. Drunk enough to turn a simple misjudgement into the governing principle of the evening. mistalked adj. Drunk beyond speech as a reliable means of conveying either destination or intention. mistalled (/ˈmɪstəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the stairs from the cowshed, and proceeding accordingly. Makiala arrived mistalled, carefully herding the banister towards the landing. mistallied (/mɪsˈtælid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes counting steps impossible and the staircase progressively longer. mistapped (/ˈmɪstæpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every touch lands beside its target, particularly on a phone. Taniayah was mistapped and sent a blank message to the family group. mistasted (/mɪsˈteɪstd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an ill-advised flavour seem briefly like a sound decision. mistbelted adj. Drunk beyond the clear portions of the evening, but still present in the middle. Cythnia became mistbelted and occupied the central chair without explanation. mistbowed adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing through a personal fog, with a pale arc of confidence. misteachered adj. Drunk on the strength of explaining every movement incorrectly, including how to stand. misteachinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and imparting false instruction with patient, unearned authority. misted (/mɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the room has acquired a fine, even suspension. Roxana became misted and regarded Larcenia through the bar's softened lights. mistellaed (/mɪˈstɛləd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and fortified enough to mistake the landing for a place of permanence. Ayas mistellaed beside the landing until the departing guests began stepping around the shoes. mistelled (/mɪsˈtɛld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating grape juice with added alcohol as a complete explanation. Yae was mistelled and described the staircase as an excellent vintage with banisters. mistellinged adj. Still drunk, and giving an incorrect account of where the evening, the stairs, and the shoes went. mistered (/[ˈmɪstə(ɹ)]d/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn a form of address into the only word reliably available. Earleen was mistered and addressed the coat, the stairs, and the dog alike.