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misteressed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and relying on a hidden partner for balance. misteried adj. Slowed by drink to conduct a small trade as though it concealed an important secret. mistested adj. You have drunk enough to apply the wrong test to every doorway, step, and chair. Kynlee was mistested and checked the carpet for a pulse before sitting down. mistexted adj. You are drunk and sending each message to the wrong person, often with confidence intact. mistfalled adj. Of a drinker: descending in a fine, persistent confusion rather than falling all at once. Euna went mistfalled down the staircase, arriving at the bottom in several gradual stages. mistflied adj. Describing a drinker who moves with the erratic hovering of a dragonfly near water. mistflowered adj. Of a drinker who has spread through the room in pale, branching confusion and occupied every spare surface. mistfroged adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary walking has become a sequence of small, damp hops. Arainna became mistfroged and crossed the hall by the least direct route. misthanasiaed adj. A drinker who has abandoned useful assistance and is quietly attempting the stairs alone. mistheisted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a solemn grievance against the upper storey of existence. Krystal got mistheisted and appealed the night sky’s decision. misthered (/ˈmɛ̈s.t̪͆əɹd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every direction becomes a solemn announcement of the province. misthoughted adj. Drunk to a degree that every last order seems an error in judgement. misthrifted adj. Drunk to the extent of wasting money on rounds for people already wearing their coats. misthrowed (/mɪsˈθɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a badly aimed final-round gesture towards the cloakroom. Lushonda was misthrowed towards the cloakroom, though the gesture landed near the umbrella stand. misthrusted adj. Drunk since last orders, and pushing every closed door in search of another bar. Kymauri was misthrusted and tried the locked cellar door twice after closing. misticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and sailing through the pub with two rigs and no useful course. Orsen went misticked and navigated the crowded bar as though changing tack offshore.