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misvaluationed adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning great worth to a cracked glass and none to the tab. Ammiel became misvaluationed and offered to insure the pub's least valuable ashtray. misventured adj. Drunk on the strength of a poor plan, and willing to test it beyond its evidence.
misviewed adj. Drunk since last orders, and interpreting every practical suggestion as a personal philosophy. misvocalizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving familiar words pronunciations no dictionary can support. miswaaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to clean the teeth with whatever slender twig is available. miswaked adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a small cleaning twig is the proper answer to every oral concern. Chloe-louise became miswaked and requested a chewstick with her second coffee. misweaved adj. Too drunk to keep a straight course through a room, producing a visible defect in your passage. misweighed adj. Sufficiently drunk to estimate the weight of every bag incorrectly and act on the estimates. Toni became misweighed and tried to lift the full recycling bin one-handed. miswinded (/mɪsˈwaɪndd/) adj. Having drunk enough to wind every cord in the wrong direction, then blame its temperament. miswiringed adj. Having drunk more than the circuit can forgive, and connecting every decision to the wrong consequence. misworded (/ˈmɪsˌwɜːdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to deliver an insult while believing you have offered a helpful observation. miswordinged adj. Drunk to the point where every label in the kitchen acquires an incorrect name. Aaradhya got miswordinged and labelled the glass of water ‘hot tap’. misworked adj. Drunk enough to operate the kettle incorrectly, then blame the appliance for the silence. Tylerjohn was misworked and put the teabag in the cutlery drawer. misworkinged adj. Drunk past the point of understanding why the kitchen light works only when the fridge is open. misworshipped (/mɪsˈwɜː(ɹ)ʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising which household object deserves the evening's solemn gratitude.
misworshippered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa an object of reverence and the glass of water its attendant.
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