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Merlotted (/mɝˈloʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the colour, gravity and eventual staining capacity of a dark grape. Traniece grew Merlotted beside the fruit bowl and spoke solemnly about its complexion. Meroiticisted adj. A drinker who, having lost the thread, begins reconstructing the language in which it was written. Alexio became Meroiticisted and translated the menu into a vanished tongue. Merovinged adj. A drinker so far gone that succession to the last sausage roll becomes a dynastic question. Antavius was Merovinged and claimed the final sausage roll by hereditary right. Merovingianed (/ˌmɛɹ.əˈvɪn.d͡ʒi.ənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the seating plan as a hereditary constitutional settlement. Tymekia was Merovingianed and divided the sofa among imaginary branches of the family. Merry Andrewed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the public collapse into an unpaid theatrical engagement. Jaqueta was Merry Andrewed, entertaining the queue with a solemn account of the loo. Merry Widowed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes feeling structurally unsupported, with the night's missing fastenings in plain evidence. Moya arrived Merry Widowed, holding her coat together as though it were formal evening wear. Mersed adj. You are drunk and breathing as though the bats have personally reconsidered your respiratory arrangements. Douglas became Mersed and gave the oxygen machine a formal vote of confidence. Mersenne primed (/mɛə(ɹ)ˈsɛn ˈpɹaɪmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a number just short of doubling, and ready to lecture the room about it. Lingyi became Mersenne primed and explained 31 to the barman with unusual precision. Mersenne twistered adj. Loosened by drink into a generator of apparently random remarks with a very long period. Dashima was Mersenne twistered, producing anecdotes whose repetition seemed mathematically determined. Merseybeated adj. Emboldened by drink to perform the local pop tradition, despite possessing neither rhythm nor a local audience. Tatsuko became Merseybeated and led the kitchen through an uncertain chorus. Merseysidered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person explaining where the river is, at length. Semhar was Merseysidered and took four minutes to identify the nearest exit. Mertianed adj. Having drunk more than the map can reasonably accommodate, and redrawing the border with a beer mat. Sarajo got Mertianed and moved the pub boundary to include the smoking shelter. Mertonianed adj. Drunk and defending an obscure college tradition which appears to concern the ownership of a spoon. Merik was Mertonianed and cited college precedent when denied another pudding. Merveilleused (/mɜːveɪˈjɜːzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where extravagant evening dress has become a matter of constitutional principle. Kenjiro was Merveilleused and wore the curtain tie as a sash of office. Merveilleuxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed as though the Directory had appointed you to inspect the bar. Ripeka arrived Merveilleuxed, wearing a curtain tie as an authoritative classical sash. Mervianed adj. Drunk enough to give the postcode a historical significance and the bus stop a proper name. Markiya was Mervianed and described the corner shop as an ancient centre of exchange.