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miter squared adj. Describing a drinker who checks every household angle while steadily missing the glass of water. miter-jointed adj. You are drunk and arranging the cushions at complementary angles for reasons no longer available. mitered (/ˈmaɪ.təɹd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing the evening's remaining dignity in two pointed peaks. miterered adj. A drinker who makes neat corners of cushions, towels and anything else within reach. Darry became miterered and built a precise corner from two blankets. miterworted adj. The state of being drunk and wearing the sofa cushions in a slender, flower-like arrangement. Shibani became miterworted and arranged the cushions like a small indoor herbaceous border. miteyed (/ˈmaɪtid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes domestic objects for companions and greets the toaster warmly. Aysiah became miteyed and thanked the toaster for staying with the kitchen through difficult times. mitgehened adj. Drunk on the strength of the slightest nudge, and liable to move in any direction across the pub. Irundeep went mitgehened after the second round and drifted towards whichever table brushed past. mithaied adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweet enough to mistake the bar snacks for confectionery. Mahfouz got mithaied and arranged the crisps as though they were sweets at a wedding. mithanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume the dignity of wild cattle, then charge the coat stand. Teygan became mithanned and attempted to clear the hallway in a single dignified rush. mithered (/ˈmɪðə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and mothering everyone within reach of the snug. Quwanda became mithered, tucking strangers' coats round them while asking whether they had eaten. mithkalled adj. Too drunk to weigh anything sensibly, including the merits of another small measure. Laray was mithkalled and judged the empty glass heavier than the full one beside it. mithqaaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every ounce of pub change as a matter of precious consequence. Yasmeen became mithqaaled and counted the coins beneath the till light three times. mithqalled (/mɪθˈkɑːld/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn the bar tab into an exercise in precious-metal accounting. Mcauther got mithqalled and valued each round by weight rather than price. mithraloged adj. You are drunk and behaving like an untested analogue of a powerful medicine. Abriella was mithraloged, experimental in the snug and unexpectedly effective at cheering strangers. mithramycinned (/ˌmɪθ.ɹəˈmaɪ.sɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting all further movement, conversation and kitchen activity. Khalea was mithramycinned on the sofa, with the glass of water still beyond reach. mithridate mustarded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the pungency of pepperwort and the confidence of a cure-all. Ellery was mithridate mustarded, sharp-tongued and sprinkling advice over the whole bar.