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mitigationed (/mɪtɪˈɡeɪʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who reduces every serious undertaking to finding the nearest chair. mitigatored adj. A drinker who makes disasters gentler by lying down before they fully occur. mitiglinided adj. A drinker so far gone that blood sugar seems a less pressing matter than locating pudding. Markiss got mitiglinided and requested dessert as though it were a clinical intervention. miting de avanced adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the final gathering into a campaign for one more round. Yonic became miting de avanced and addressed the pub as though votes were being counted. mitinged adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a little, helpless presence beneath the coffee table. mitiphyllined adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the evening as a steroidal transformation, ending beside the kettle. mitised adj. Reduced by drink to bubbling uncertainty, then poured carefully into the nearest chair. Hertha became mitised and simmered quietly until someone found her a chair. mititeied adj. Softened by drink into a cylindrical supper roll, seasoned generously and unable to rise. mitkalled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly carry, and still trying to measure it. Nazir was mitkalled and estimated the remaining lager in fractions of a precious-metal unit. mitmachened adj. Sharpened by drink into complete bodily compliance, despite solemn assurances of resistance. Jathaniel became mitmachened and allowed friends to arrange him beside the umbrellas. mitmitaed (/mit.mit.ɑd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an orange-red mixture of heat, salt, and misplaced confidence. Hassell got mitmitaed and seasoned the conversation with increasingly hot opinions. mitnageded adj. Too drunk to distinguish principled opposition from objecting to whatever has just been proposed. Eliner became mitnageded and opposed the plan to put the chairs back. mitoDNA'd adj. Describing a drinker who derives energy from the maternal side and spends it at the bar. Rankin was mitoDNA'd, drawing energy from the maternal side and spending it at the bar. mitoaggresomed adj. Slowed by drink to a dense internal gathering, from which no useful movement emerges. mitobiogenesised adj. Drunk and manufacturing fresh energy for a task that consists solely of opening another packet. Lovada became mitobiogenesised and found renewed strength for the second packet of crisps. mitobronitoled adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is treated as a malignant growth requiring a biscuit. Izan got mitobronitoled and proposed biscuits as a treatment for the party's progression.