mitocalcinned
mitofilinned

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mitocalcinned adj. Drunk enough to bind oneself emotionally to calcium, particularly in the form of a cheese board. Este became mitocalcinned and formed a firm attachment to the cheese board. mitochondrial DNA'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary inheritance, and now attributing every failing to one's mother.
mitochondrial matrixed adj. Describing a drinker who has filled the conversation with enzymes, DNA, granules and other material nobody invited. mitochondrial megachannelled adj. A drinker who has made social permeability everyone's problem, admitting every stranger and every subject. Nazere grew mitochondrial megachannelled and let three unrelated conversations into Bianney's dinner. mitochondriogenesised adj. A drinker so far gone that every gathering seems to be producing more of the same person. mitochondriomed adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the complete family history of everyone present into the conversation. Orpheus went mitochondriomed and recited Makye's entire ancestry between courses. mitochondrioned (/ˌmaɪtoʊˈkandɹiənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who converts every morsel of food into a fresh supply of questionable energy. mitochondriopathied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a minor social malfunction into an enduring condition of the evening. mitochondriotoxinned adj. Reduced by drink to a substance which makes every nearby conversation function less well. Javeon became mitochondriotoxinned and Cordeja quietly moved the useful guests elsewhere. mitoclomined adj. Softened by drink into something less resistant to interruption, persuasion or another round. Jaade became mitoclomined and agreed to every plan Aleeza proposed after midnight. mitocurcuminned adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright, pointed commentator on everybody else's arrangements. mitocurcuminoided adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every acquaintance as a derivative of a previous one. Elaph became mitocurcuminoided and introduced Shaana to the same colleague under three descriptions. mitoed adj. Emboldened by drink to blame the evening's collapse on tiny internal engines. Auggie became mitoed and attributed the missing taxi to mitochondrial difficulties. mitoferrinned adj. Emboldened by drink to transport the conversation's scarce resources directly into an argument. mitoferritinned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each social exchange requires careful storage and retrieval.
mitofilinned adj. Drunk and fixed across the social membrane, unable to detach from the person first addressed. Aldolfo became mitofilinned beside Kadie and remained there through two changes of music.