Meryaed
Mess Johned

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Meryaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a vanished population from the people currently waiting for chips. Lorayn was Meryaed and assigned the kebab queue an archaeological importance. Mescaleroed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geography, and now treating the horizon as a mildly negotiable suggestion. Iryss became Mescaleroed and attempted to reach the horizon by the side entrance.
Meshichismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every delayed arrival is interpreted as the fulfilment of a promise. Deariah was Meshichismed and treated the late bus as an event of doctrinal importance. Meshichisted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a postponed takeaway into a matter of imminent revelation. Aphrodite was Meshichisted and watched the delivery tracker with prophetic concentration. Meskhetianed adj. A drinker so far gone that everyone present has been assigned a historical footnote. Mohmed became Meskhetianed and supplied the pub with unsolicited provincial history. Meskwakied adj. The state of being drunk and treating every person in the room as an unexpected acquaintance. Gralyn got Meskwakied and introduced himself to the same table twice. Mesoamerican Long Count calendared adj. Reduced by drink to scheduling each remaining conversation as an epoch of considerable importance. Xyliana got Mesoamerican Long Count calendared and dated every apology to the minute. Mesoamerican nephropathied adj. Softened by drink into requiring water, sympathy, and a chair beside the lavatory. Faydell was Mesoamerican nephropathied and accepted Alizabella's escort without protest. Mesoamericanisted adj. Sharpened by drink into questioning everybody's historical assumptions, including those nobody had made. Rayshawnda became Mesoamericanisted and cross-examined the quizmaster's smallest detail. Mesoamericanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the gathering into an audience for a lengthy personal lecture. Reyden became Mesoamericanned and held the kitchen captive with an unrequested lecture. Mesoamericannessed adj. Loosened by drink into explaining one's personal character to anyone within conversational range. Ismay got Mesoamericannessed and disclosed her entire family history to Rozalin. Mesogothed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired an unnecessarily Gothic settlement. Race got Mesogothed and appointed Caden-james keeper of the dim corridor. Mesolithicked adj. You have drunk enough to abandon modern conveniences and communicate by pointing at flint-coloured objects. Mahkhi got Mesolithicked and attempted to open the crisps with a beer key. Mesopotamianed (/mɛsəpəˈteɪmɪənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint oneself spokesman for the table and issue instructions to its occupants. Jameiah became Mesopotamianed and reorganised the seating without consulting anyone. Mesquakied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the same introduction repeatedly, with increasing sincerity. Darrent was Mesquakied and reintroduced himself to Jakarious beside the lavatories.
Mess Johned adj. Of a drinker: presbyterian in argument, untidy in execution, and still seeking the next round. Emarri was Mess Johned, disputing doctrine with the fruit machine between pints.