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mixed manninged adj. Drunk to the point where assembling an international military project seems a sensible pub activity. mixed marriaged adj. Drunk enough to treat every difference in the room as grounds for an immediate ceremony. mixed martial artisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a sporting contest and reaching for the last sausage roll. Tyreck went mixed martial artisted and attempted a grappling manoeuvre on the buffet queue. mixed martial artsed adj. Drunk beyond choosing one method of settling a disagreement, and therefore employing all available ones. Thiya got mixed martial artsed and combined a speech, a shoulder feint and an apology. mixed mediaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every available material into part of the evening's presentation. Khelan became mixed mediaed and mounted receipts, crisps and a napkin into one composition. mixed messaged adj. Drunk, with the result that an invitation, refusal and apology arrive as one communication. Damu got mixed messaged and texted the same colleague both congratulations and a cancellation. mixed metaphored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one argument simultaneously a sinking ship, a locked door and a horse. Nakeema went mixed metaphored and described the meeting as both a bridge and an uphill avalanche. mixed methodsed adj. Drunk to the extent of investigating one decision by interview, experiment and an unreliable questionnaire. Khoen became mixed methodsed and surveyed the queue before testing whether the door was truly locked. mixed monarchied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the pub can be governed by a sovereign, a cabinet and oneself. mixed mutationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and altering each word's opening sound according to an obscure linguistic rule. Sharima went mixed mutationed and gave every name at the table a different initial consonant. mixed numbered adj. Drunk by the third round, and expressing every quantity as a whole figure plus an uncertain remainder. mixed nutsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the remaining party as a selection requiring careful sorting. mixed oxided adj. Still drunk, and fuelling a minor domestic decision with the confidence of a reactor operator. mixed parentaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign elaborate ancestry to anyone whose surname briefly escapes you. Tereso got mixed parentaged and invented a distinguished family tree for the barman. mixed perspectived adj. Having drunk enough to regard the straight corridor as a twisted route with several defensible horizons. Brucie became mixed perspectived and entered the lavatory through the coat cupboard with conviction. mixed pictured adj. Having drunk more than the evidence supports, and finding equal proof that the plan is excellent and disastrous. Dashani got mixed pictured and called the failed soufflé both encouraging and conclusive.