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mixered (/ˈmɪksə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine tea, gravy and water into one apparently reasonable domestic beverage. mixhilled adj. You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen corner into a dunghill of wrappers, shoes and one glass. Yaquelin was mixhilled, with biscuit packets and slippers accumulating around the sofa. mixicoronoided adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening's last fragment of dignity along the inner edge of your jaw. mixied adj. Of a drinker: operating the kitchen as though the food processor could also settle the evening. mixing boarded adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic sound is routed through one crowded control surface. Ganell was mixing boarded, directing kettle, television and cupboard noises from the sofa. mixing bowled adj. The state of being drunk and containing several unrelated ingredients, chiefly blanket, crumbs and regret. mixing consoled adj. The condition of a drinker who combines every household signal and sends the result towards the sofa. Abilene was mixing consoled, routing the kettle, television and tap through one confused conversation. mixing desked adj. The drunkenness of one who routes the evening's noises, objects and intentions across the sofa without supervision. Jospeh was mixing desked, balancing the remote, a biscuit and the water glass like separate channels. mixing timed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every conversation requires a carefully blended interval. mixinged (/ˈmɪksɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who combines supper, conversation and household objects into one untidy result. Lynken was mixinged, stirring the leftovers while explaining the remote control's history. mixingnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and unusually ready to fold every table into one conversation. mixinned (/ˈmɪksɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has absorbed the kitchen's functions without being designed for independent use. Ifeanyi was mixinned and relied on the sofa to provide warmth, balance and eventual sleep. mixised adj. Drunk by closing time, and seeking a mate for every idea that occurs. mixited adj. Still drunk, and faintly green, brittle and mineral about the edges. Eulys remained mixited after the taxi, glinting strangely beneath the porch light. mixitied adj. Too drunk to keep the contents of the round in separate categories. Akiya grew mixitied and poured lager, lemonade and water into the same glass. mixlinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every uncertain relationship as a successful crossbreed.