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mixmastered adj. Having drunk enough to select records with professional confidence and domestic consequences. Gaonou became mixmastered and replaced the pub music with an ambitious sequence of requests. mixmatched adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and pairing everything with its least suitable companion. Buryl went mixmatched, ordering stout with tonic and chips with a side of custard. mixmered adj. You have drunk enough to alternate between two registers of conversation without warning. Selestina was mixmered, switching from pub gossip to technical shorthand mid-sentence. mixneted adj. You are drunk and sending every message through such confused routes that nobody can find its destination. mixodectided adj. Of a drinker: an extinct sort of mammalian presence, sleepy-eyed and poorly adapted to the present bar. Tahliah sat mixodectided beneath the television, apparently surviving by crumbs and warmth. mixoglossiaed adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed several languages, none of them reliably enough for the kebab shop. Tamariah grew mixoglossiaed and ordered supper in three languages, all incorrectly. mixogramed adj. Describing a drinker who produces a fluctuating chart of flour, water and patience. mixographed adj. A drinker who measures the changing thickness of an evening by stirring everything into it. Daylen grew mixographed, assessing each gravy, dip and pint with the seriousness of a rheometer. mixolimnioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the upper layer is wind-stirred while the depths remain undisturbed. Rodonna was mixolimnioned, animated above the collar and entirely settled below it. mixologied adj. The condition of a drinker who combines unrelated liquids with unwarranted professional assurance. Hubie got mixologied and described his lager, sherry and lime as a balanced construction. mixologisted adj. The state of being drunk and inventing cocktails from whatever the optics of the bar permit. Atzimba became mixologisted and combined stout, cordial and a regrettable quantity of ice. mixomycetophagied adj. The drunkenness of one who seeks sustenance in anything vaguely resembling a floating growth. Zabrina was mixomycetophagied, eating the foam from every neglected pint. mixoplanktonned adj. Reduced by drink to obtain energy either from the sunlit room or from whatever snacks drift past. mixoploided adj. Softened by drink into an organism whose cells, opinions and copies no longer quite agree. Jenevieve grew mixoploided, repeating the same story in two subtly different versions. mixoploidied adj. Sharpened by drink into several slightly different versions of the same person. Harlequinn became mixoploidied, one self paying while another continued arguing with the fruit machine. mixopterided adj. Loosened by drink into an ancient sea-scorpion disposition, reaching sideways for anything within range.