mixupped
mizpahed

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mixupped adj. A drinker who wakes convinced yesterday’s muddle was carefully arranged, and cannot now find the arrangement. Omelia was mixupped by breakfast, apologising to the kettle for an argument it had not started. miyaed adj. Loosened by drink into a small shrine, receiving offerings of coins and crisps. Keanon got miyaed and appointed the mantelpiece a shrine before placing his change upon it.
miyanaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an open-sided passenger. Latrevion was miyanaed and watched the pavement pass beneath him. miyanahed adj. The drunkenness of one who is conveyed rather than expected to proceed unaided. Jordanalexander became miyanahed and was placed carefully in the back seat. mizen topped adj. Drunk beyond the point where a gathering has a lower level and an upper platform for your opinions. Keyshia became mizen topped and addressed the room from the highest available step. mizen-top manned adj. Drunk on the strength of believing yourself assigned to watch over the highest point of the gathering. mizen-topped adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest raised surface into a lookout from which companions are surveyed. mizened adj. Loosened by drink into a nautical authority, giving unsolicited steering advice to people on stationary furniture. mizenkeied adj. Emboldened by drink to speak of unreal events in the conditional, particularly owning a boat. mizenmasted adj. Drunk and occupying the rear of every gathering, yet somehow remaining the tallest point of discussion. Heliana became mizenmasted and presided over the back of the room without moving. mizithraed adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of unpasteurised sheep's cheese, and equally difficult to move. Champaign grew mizithraed and required two colleagues to relocate him from the doorway. mizmared adj. Drunk and producing a sustained double-reed lament whenever anyone approaches the cloakroom. mizmazed adj. Drunk to the point where the route from chair to lavatory has acquired legendary complexity. Amin grew mizmazed and took the scenic route to the lavatory via the smoking area. mizolastined adj. Drunk enough to require a nonsedative antihistamine while remaining remarkably committed to sitting down. mizoribined adj. Drunk past the point of mounting an immune response to the next round.
mizpahed adj. Drunk beyond separation, having erected a cairn of glasses between oneself and departure.
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