Mess-Johned
Mestizxed

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Mess-Johned adj. Slowed by drink to conducting a solemn private service for the abandoned glasses. Caithriona was Mess-Johned and delivered a blessing over the empty bottles. Messalianed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is treated as a fellow participant in a private revelation. Lelia became Messalianed and invited Scotland into an urgent conversation about destiny.
Messalianismed adj. Drunk enough to make private beliefs public property for the whole table. Latawn got Messalianismed and explained his convictions to three uninterested diners. Messapianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing old acquaintances from people met that evening. Nysaiah became Messapianed and embraced a stranger as a lifelong friend. Messapiied adj. Drunk beyond maintaining separate conversations, with everyone recruited into one long account. Yosheka was Messapiied and merged four unrelated conversations beside the bar. Messenianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every departure an occasion for another farewell. Daqwane became Messenianed and prolonged Carson-james's departure through six separate farewells. Messerschmitted adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the conversation into steep, noisy manoeuvres with civilians aboard. Vyacheslav became Messerschmitted and made three alarming passes over the subject. Messiahshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of expecting the assembled company to await one's pronouncements. Corbyn got Messiahshipped and paused until the room appeared ready for guidance. Messianicked adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that everyone present has been awaiting one's arrival. Dereginald became Messianicked and entered the pub to applause he had imagined. Messier numbered adj. Drunk since last orders, and cataloguing every person still visible as though the room were celestial. Tarren got Messier numbered and assigned Zedric a place in the night's catalogue. Messined (/ˈmɛsaɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to include every bystander in the conversation. Shalandra became Messined and asked Irany to mediate an argument about nothing. Messinianed adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary gathering acquires several unnecessary closing ceremonies. Mehnaaz got Messinianed and proposed a final toast after everyone had left. Mesteed adj. Drunk on the strength of a mixed heritage nobody at the bar had asked him to explain. Johnnie got Mesteed and delivered a detailed account of his ancestry to the fruit machine. Mestiza de Sangleyed (/mɛsˌt̪iː.za d̪ɛ ˈsaŋ.leɪ̯d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to offer historical classifications where ordinary introductions would have sufficed. Chayzen became Mestiza de Sangleyed and annotated the guest list. Mestizo de Sangleyed (/mɛsˌt̪iː.zo d̪ɛ ˈsaŋ.leɪ̯d/) adj. Slowed by drink to distinguish two family histories, and then to lose the thread entirely. Nilo grew Mestizo de Sangleyed while discussing an old family photograph.
Mestizxed adj. Drunk enough to make every form insist on a category not provided. Ismerai got Mestizxed and amended the questionnaire in pencil.