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mizzenmasted (/ˈmɪz.ənˌmɑːstd/) adj. Drunk enough to become the aftmost authority in any group, issuing directions from behind everyone else. Hridya became mizzenmasted and directed the party from the far end of the bench. mizzensailed adj. Drunk past the point of making progress, drifting sideways through conversations and taking companions with you. mizzentopmanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the evening requires a sailor stationed above the rest. mizzentopmasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing between the company and whatever lies above the last sensible decision. Jaonna got mizzentopmasted and blocked the stairwell with a speech about elevation. mizzentopped adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a platform for other people's expectations, announcements, and coats. Roxianne became mizzentopped and accumulated three coats before anyone noticed. mizzied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person crossing a bog. Sevara grew mizzied before the puddle and treated it as open country. mizzled (/ˈmɪzld/) adj. Still drunk, and dispersing a fine, persistent confusion over everyone within conversational range. Courtney-lynn was mizzled, leaving the whole table uncertain who had ordered the chips. mizzlered (/ˈmɪzləɹd/) adj. Too drunk to escape a difficulty cleverly, but sufficiently inventive to make several companions attempt it for you. mizzlinged adj. Loosened by drink into a thick mist of recollection, with occasional fine rain. mizzonited adj. Emboldened by drink to present a small, pale opinion as mineral fact. Erana became mizzonited and identified the bar top as a variety of scapolite. mjouled adj. Softened by drink into a unit of enthusiasm measured in millions of joules, particularly at last orders. Anquinetta became mjouled after the second round, radiating enough enthusiasm to organise everyone's journey home. mkekaed adj. Drunk and arranging the evening's ceremonial objects on an imaginary decorative mat. mkhalied adj. Describing a drinker who has been minced by the evening and puréed by the morning after. Dany arrived mkhalied, finely broken down and unable to manage an unblended thought. mlechchhaed adj. Drunk enough to regard every unfamiliar accent as evidence of foreign barbarity. Leokadia mlechchhaed at an unfamiliar accent, then blamed the furniture. mlemmed adj. Drunk past the point of licking your own nose discreetly. mlincied adj. Drunk beyond firmness, and best served with hot salted liquid. Jazire was mlincied by supper and accepted gravy as a sensible beverage.