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mng'ted adj. Emboldened by drink to direct the evening with an apostrophe where a proper word would do. Tatevik got mng'ted and shortened every instruction before sending it across the bar. mnted adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically inclined to remain so. Cordalro was mnted and discussed sulphur compounds with the cloakroom attendant. mo quaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and soft, round, and difficult to carry without cooperation. Earlesha came out mo quaed, leaning against the wall like a squash awaiting transport. mo shued adj. Of a drinker: distributing the evening into egg, vegetables and meat, with companions assigned accordingly. Pamilla went mo shued and allocated Ketan the vegetables while claiming the egg portion. mo'fuckaed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the fridge door as an opponent and the sofa as neutral ground. Acelino became mo'fuckaed and shut the fridge with unnecessary conviction. mo'ied adj. Still drunk, and carrying yourself with the authority of a chief whose kingdom has stairs. Jozlynne arrived mo'ied and issued calm commands while missing the first step. mo-capped adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that the room’s movements are being recorded for a production requiring your direction. Jaseph got mo-capped and instructed the queue to repeat its entrance for better continuity. mo-died adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has divided into two occupants sharing one journey home. Dnae arrived at the taxi rank mo-died, insisting that both halves had paid. mo-moed adj. A drinker who has become soft, folded, and filled with the firm conviction that dumplings belong beside the sofa. Khylar became mo-moed and ordered dumplings for the entire household without consulting anyone. mo-pedded adj. Too drunk to travel under your own power, yet still attempting powered two-wheeled transport. Shamoni became mo-pedded and treated the folded bicycle as a navigational aid. moAbed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary specificity, with a single grievance amplified for therapeutic purposes. Bozhidara went moAbed after the crisps were moved and developed a highly selective campaign. moa stoned adj. Having drunk enough to carry a heavy stone in the stomach and still attempt the stairs. Eschol was moa stoned, pausing on every landing as though digesting masonry. moa-naloed adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can accommodate, and waddling accordingly. Reus became moa-naloed and crossed the room with a broad, deliberate sway. moabed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small misunderstanding from the mother of all such events. Anastassia got moabed and treated a missing fork as a national emergency. moabied adj. You have drunk enough to become a slow-moving tree, rooted chiefly by the nearest chair. Rondle was moabied and took root beside the bar before anyone mentioned going home. moaed (/ˈməʊəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become large, flightless, and wholly dependent on the banister. Mathushan went moaed and descended the stairs with the solemnity of a grounded bird.