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mob wifed adj. You are drunk and dressed for the journey home as though escorted by a small, prosperous entourage. Mato went mob wifed after the final round, wearing borrowed fur and carrying three handbags. mob-handednessed adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by helpful hands, none of which can find the correct coat. Thoren became mob-handednessed, with four people assisting and nobody holding the right umbrella. mobaded adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself celebrant of the final round and instructor of everyone present. Deangelis got mobaded and conducted the last orders as though training junior clergy. mobbed (/mɒbd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and gathering companions until the walk home resembles a disorderly procession. Kelila got mobbed before last orders and attempted to lead everyone towards the taxi rank. mobbered adj. A drinker so far gone that the party has become a single, advancing body around the coat rack. Tolisha got mobbered and left the pub surrounded by people who had not met her. mobbied adj. Softened by drink into fruit waiting patiently for the brandy to be distilled from it. Shamiyah was mobbied after the final round, yielding agreeably to the taxi's upholstery. mobbinged adj. The state of being drunk and collectively circling the one sober person who knows the way home. Jawwaad became mobbinged and joined the group surrounding the only person with a working phone. mobbishnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become broadly collective, loud, and difficult to direct towards home. Fin grew mobbishnessed after the third round and treated the pavement as a meeting place. mobbismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has replaced personal judgement with whatever the surrounding crowd is doing. Curl became mobbismed and followed the crowd past the taxi rank without noticing. mobbisted adj. Reduced by drink to a member of the crowd, with no independent view of when to leave. Maidee was mobbisted by midnight and moved with the group towards an unfamiliar bus stop. mobcapped adj. Still drunk, and puffed up beneath the conviction that every fastening is ceremonial. Elyjiah came out of the pub mobcapped and spent ten minutes locating the taxi door. mobcasted adj. Sharpened by drink into a portable broadcast, narrating the journey home to an unwilling audience. Lorice went mobcasted and described the taxi ride live from the back seat. mobed adj. Loosened by drink into a pocket device, repeatedly misplaced between the bar and the taxi rank. Lorelle got mobed and searched the same coat pocket through three separate journeys home. mobeded adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the departure into a solemn ceremony requiring further instruction. Shurley became mobeded and gave Nielsen detailed guidance on putting on a coat. mobeyed adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking every small object for a mobile telephone requiring immediate attention. Haakon became mobeyed and attempted to answer a coaster beneath the table. mobied adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying on a private conversation with a device that has stopped cooperating. Oumaima got mobied and repeatedly asked her phone to unlock the front door.