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mobile chicaned adj. Drunk and obstructing the walk home at a speed that inconveniences everyone travelling faster. Satya went mobile chicaned between the pub and the taxi rank, requiring repeated overtaking. mobile craned adj. Drunk to the point where you can relocate yourself wherever required, provided someone else operates the controls. Alisen became mobile craned and was moved from the bar to the taxi by persistent persuasion. mobile dataed adj. You have drunk enough to transmit indiscriminately across the room, without recourse to the household network. mobile deviced adj. Of a drinker: portable, distractible, and liable to illuminate himself whenever left unattended. Jarika was mobile deviced, portable and distractible, illuminating himself whenever left beside the crisps. mobile elevating work platformed adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved considerable height without acquiring a corresponding competence in descent. Lexsis went mobile elevating work platformed and treated the banister as hired equipment. mobile gamed adj. A drinker who has mistaken the telephone for a complete recreational establishment. mobile genetic elemented adj. The state of being drunk and liable to relocate one’s material between unrelated conversational organisms. mobile home parked adj. Reduced by drink to a stationary residence with wheels, occupants, and no persuasive plan for departure. Suban became mobile home parked outside the pub, despite having arrived on foot. mobile homed adj. The drunkenness of one who is prefabricated in manner, yet liable to be relocated without notice. Gaven went mobile homed and appeared, fully furnished, beside Lakieshia's table. mobile libraried adj. Sharpened by drink into a travelling repository of borrowed knowledge, chiefly supplied without request. mobile numbered adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute a personal telephone number as though it were public information. mobile phased adj. Drunk and flowing through the company at varying rates, separating subjects with unhelpful efficiency. mobile phoned adj. Drunk to the point where every portable object is treated as a telephone and every stranger as an operator. mobile reportinged adj. Drunk enough to document the evening continuously, though publication would be inadvisable. mobile serviced adj. Drunk past the point of remaining at one premises, offering assistance wherever the evening happens to stop. mobile speed bumped adj. Drunk beyond useful velocity, proceeding at the limit and compelling everyone behind to adopt it. Zerah went mobile speed bumped and led the procession home at an obstinate pace.