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mobility killed adj. Drunk to the point where movement is damaged but the crew remain operational and opinionated. mobility scootered adj. Drunk enough to require a slow electric expedition between the bed, the kettle and the nearest wall. mobilizabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of being readily summoned, though technically still available somewhere under the duvet. mobilizationed adj. Drunk beyond the act of getting moving, with the household assembled before the person in charge. mobilizeed adj. Drunk, with the result that you have been called into service but cannot identify the service. mobilizered adj. Drunk to the extent of setting the entire morning in motion, except for yourself. mobilomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying a complete mobile population of regrets into the morning. mobilometered adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the morning’s movement by the viscosity of the tea. Liylah was mobilometered, testing the tea’s flow before attempting the journey to the sofa. mobilopathied adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting a distinct medical condition whenever movement is proposed. Heyabel was mobilopathied by breakfast, with every attempt to stand producing a fresh diagnosis. mobisoded adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a short, condensed account of last night delivered from the nearest phone. Teonna was mobisoded, recounting the party in brief episodes while remaining under the duvet. mobisquadded adj. Too drunk to solve anything socially or ecologically, but still forming a volunteer committee around the kettle. Rathany was mobisquadded, organising a household response to the ecological crisis of an empty biscuit tin. mobius scarfed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably hold, and looping the same companions back into service. Natalierose got mobius scarfed and recalled Loelie from the doorway for another explanation. mobloged adj. Sufficiently drunk to publish the night from a phone, then discover the record beside your toast. mobloggered adj. Emboldened by drink to publish every passing thought as public news, with confidence in its importance. Zienna got mobloggered and announced the pub’s seating policy to her followers. mobniked (/məʊbnɪkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the closed station as though confidence could restore its service. mobocertinibed adj. Drunk and convinced that every problem can be halted by targeting one small internal mechanism. Dantonio got mobocertinibed and proposed treating the argument at its molecular source.