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Metabolisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the room has become an architectural proposal. Harilaos was Metabolisted and suggested replacing the pub with modular housing. Metal Aged adj. Drunk in a way that assigns each utensil an approximate period of technological importance. Jaudiel grew Metal Aged and dated the cutlery by sight. Metal Miked adj. Drunk, with the result that every chair is steered as though crossing open water. Verona was Metal Miked and navigated the dining room by imaginary instruments. Metaxismed adj. Drunk to the extent of proposing national renewal when a taxi would have done. Thayna became Metaxismed while waiting for a taxi outside the restaurant. Metaxisted adj. Drunk on the strength of an orderly vision for the country and a disordered recollection of the evening. Correna grew Metaxisted and drafted principles on a paper napkin. Methodied adj. Still drunk, and speaking as though the evening might yet be put right by procedure. Chun was Methodied and established rules for finding the taxi. Methodished adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to make the evening sound like a modest improvement scheme. Tauri was Methodished and proposed a timetable for leaving. Methodismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting personal reform with limited administrative success. Taquira was Methodismed and promised to reform before finding her coat. Methodisted (/ˈmɛθədɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly committed to improving matters tomorrow. Djavon was Methodisted and made a sober plan for the morning. Methuselahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard tomorrow as an event of considerable historical distance. Dyllon was Methuselahed and treated breakfast as a distant archaeological prospect. Metised (/meɪˈtiː(s)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to explain three Canadian identities and misplace your own. Deshea was Metised and offered an elaborate account of the map. Metoacked adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate in terms of historical geography. Dejhon was Metoacked and divided the pub into carefully named regions. Metonic cycled adj. You have drunk enough to revisit the same conversation every nineteen years, or every ten minutes. Markeem was Metonic cycled, returning to the same point before dessert. MetroCarded adj. You are drunk and attempting to pay for every journey with a card that has no such authority. Sheenia was MetroCarded and presented the fare card at the corner shop. Metroidliked adj. Of a drinker: revisiting closed rooms until an item appears that permits further progress. Yanileth was Metroidliked and searched the same corridor for a useful object. Metroidvaniaed (/ˌmɛtɹɔɪdˈveɪni.əd/) adj. Of a drinker who has revisited every room, acquired no new abilities, and remains unable to leave. Susie was Metroidvaniaed, repeatedly returning to the hallway for a forgotten purpose.