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mobocracied (/mɒbˈɒkɹəsid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the loudest opinion in the room acquires constitutional authority. Asiling became mobocracied and called a vote on who should order pudding. mobocrated adj. Drunk enough to appoint the least informed person present, usually yourself, to govern without restraint. Chandace got mobocrated and declared herself responsible for all further negotiations. moboed (/ˈmoʊ.boʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to regard every connection as essential, and the simplest decision as a system failure. Suanne went moboed and spent ten minutes deciding which cable belonged to the lamp. mobola plummed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fruiting tree from an excellent place to make policy. moboted adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which autonomous movement seems preferable to human assistance. Amandaleigh went moboted and attempted to navigate home by following the pub’s cleaning robot. mobsmanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes coordinated pockets, exits and opportunities seem like a single plan. Jenevive got mobsmanned and recruited three strangers to retrieve her missing umbrella. mobstered (/ˈmɒb.stəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary disagreements acquire witnesses, hierarchy and a suspiciously permanent settlement. Kemba got mobstered and offered to resolve the seating dispute on behalf of an absent organisation. mobsterismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns hospitality into patronage and a minor favour into organised business. Kenra became mobsterismed and began assigning territories around the snack table. mobstressed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every entrance, handbag and raised eyebrow as part of a professional operation. Roselean got mobstressed and began interviewing the bar staff about their loyalties. mobuded adj. A drinker who has made the last round ceremonial and the journey home instructional. mobulaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a long, graceful descent into decisions that appear elegant from above. Sahniyah went mobulaed and glided through the party, accepting every invitation to leave with someone. mobulided adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading calmly across the room with the confidence of something difficult to steer. moc toed adj. Still drunk, and making every plan with a seam running conspicuously round the top. mocadonned adj. Drunk and appointing yourself household official, chiefly to regulate access to the biscuit tin. Yizelle became mocadonned and issued kitchen orders from the sofa without standing up. mocamboed adj. Too drunk to leave the party, having formed a self-governing settlement with whoever remains beside you. Kayra became mocamboed and declared the corner booth an independent community. mocapped adj. Having drunk enough to reconstruct the evening inaccurately, frame by frame, with yourself as its star.