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mock-turtled adj. Reduced by drink to a cheaper imitation of oneself, with the original proving unavailable. Berdia was mock-turtled, offering a budget version of every opinion in the room. mock-upped (/ˈmɒkˌʌpd/) adj. Softened by drink into a full-size model of a person, convincing at a distance but not functional. mockabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into someone remarkably easy to ridicule without any assistance from the audience. Darren got mockabilitied and wore the bar towel as a sash for the rest of the evening. mockadoed (/mɒˈkeɪdəʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake a velvet imitation for the real thing and present it formally. Koldyn got mockadoed and introduced his cheap jacket as ceremonial evening wear. mockadored adj. Softened by drink into a portable square of consolation, repeatedly consulted and mislaid. mockadoured adj. Sharpened by drink into wiping every surface in sight with misplaced administrative purpose. Fatoumata went mockadoured and polished the table while explaining standards to the landlord. mockaged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a prolonged act of mockery, delivered one syllable at a time. Adahlia became mockaged and took nearly a minute to finish one elaborate impression. mockamoled adj. Drunk and offering a makeshift green dip assembled from whatever the bar can provide. Dacari went mockamoled, combining mushy peas and crisps into an unlicensed dip. mockbirded adj. Drunk to the point where every repeated sound is answered in the manner of a sedge warbler. mockbustered adj. Drunk enough to produce a cheap imitation of a famous story, with a similar title and considerably less budget. Ahnalise got mockbustered and retold the evening as a low-budget sequel to a famous pub drama. mocked (/mɒkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering an imitation of competence with diminishing concern for accuracy. Zyiah got mocked and attempted a lesser-quality version of the landlord’s closing announcement. mockered adj. You are drunk and deriding the company with the solemnity of a parliamentary censure. Jmyiah got mockered and delivered a devastating critique of the buffet's arrangement. mockeried (/ˈmɒkəɹid/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every human exchange to ridicule, including the request for a taxi. mockernuted adj. Of a drinker: grandly encased in a hard exterior, with very little of the evening left usable within. Etsub sat mockernuted beside the fire, offering only a fragment of conversation. mockied adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an elaborate manner of speech and nowhere sensible to use it. Gottlob became mockied and addressed the waiter in a grandly affected register. mocking birded adj. A drinker so far gone that every sound in the room is repeated, including the microwave.