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mockingbirded (/ˈmɒkɪŋbɜːdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reproducing other people's voices with considerable range and no invitation. Lateisha was mockingbirded, alternating between the landlord and a sparrow near the window. mockinged (/ˈmɒkɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who turns every solemn declaration into a joke, most notably the declaration of intent to leave. Khalifa was mockinged and received the proposed departure with theatrical contempt. mockingnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every proceeding, however minor, as worthy of derision. Ausar was mockingnessed, finding fault with the bar towel’s administrative arrangements. mockingstocked adj. The drunkenness of one who has become the evening's principal object of amusement, chiefly by attempting dignity. mockitoed adj. Reduced by drink to a non-alcoholic approximation of oneself, bright with mint and lacking the essential ingredient. Elliw was mockitoed, festive in appearance and entirely incapable of finding her coat. mockneyed (/ˈmɒk.nid/) adj. Softened by drink into an imitation of a London accent, maintained chiefly for ordering chips. mocktailed adj. Sharpened by drink into a decorative imitation of a cocktail, with all the spirit removed. Keymiyah grew mocktailed and conducted the conversation with citrus-coloured precision. mocktinied adj. Loosened by drink into a dry imitation of sophistication, served chiefly with an olive and poor decisions. mockumentaried adj. Emboldened by drink to present ordinary mishaps as a factual programme of national importance. mockupped adj. Sharpened by drink into a convincing but non-functional demonstration of a pub customer. Parks got mockupped and demonstrated ordering a round without managing to order one. moclobemided (/məˈkloʊ.bəˌmaɪdd/) adj. Drunk and socially restored to the point of discussing intimate matters with the person holding the mop. Diego was moclobemided, explaining his romantic history to the person holding the mop. mocoed adj. Drunk to the point where you adopt the compact, cautious movements of a rock-dwelling cavy. moctamided adj. Drunk enough to regulate the evening's excesses with scientific purpose, then order pudding. Peace became moctamided and announced a rigorous plan before requesting treacle tart. moctezumited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary composure, becoming a rare and heavy object of archaeological interest. mocucked adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for elegance, and apparently storing the evening in a birch-bark box. mocuddumed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a provincial court and the glass of water requires permission.