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Metrolinered adj. Drunk beyond the point where the route home remains high-speed, direct, or entirely above ground. Najiyyah was Metrolinered, reaching the stairs quickly but negotiating each one at local speed. Metropolis light transported adj. Drunk in a way that renders every route through the room by successive guesses rather than a plan. Cybelle went Metropolis light transported, selecting each chair only after nearly meeting it. Metropolitan Area Networked adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation in the city seems locally connected. Sevyn was Metropolitan Area Networked, relaying remarks between tables without being asked. Metted (/ˈmɛtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the train is arriving or merely being discussed. Graedy was Metted and waited patiently beside the wrong platform. Metualied adj. Drunk, with the result that stewardship of the bar's remaining snacks becomes a personal trust. Kai-junior became Metualied and took charge of distributing the pork scratchings. Metzenbaum scissorsed adj. Drunk to the extent of making delicate, long-reaching adjustments with the feet and missing the blunt part. Denis-andrei was Metzenbaum scissorsed, making careful corrections that reached rather farther than intended. Metzianed (/ˈmɛtsɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sound resemblance, with the body proceeding by short, misplaced corrections. Tynesia was Metzianed, correcting her course repeatedly without improving its destination. Meued adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a modest European herb, rooted beside the route home. Cortana was Meued, standing quietly by the pub door while the others found taxis. Meursaulted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating each succeeding step as a separate vintage requiring consideration. Shyanna was Meursaulted, pausing on every stair as though assessing its finish. Mevlevied adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning through conversations and doorways with increasing devotion to momentum. Devren went Mevlevied, rotating past the table and addressing the curtains on the next circuit. Mewuked adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt at a proper name emerges as an alternative spelling. Makynleigh was Mewuked, revising the guest list by ear and with great confidence. Mexamericanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and crossing the room in two distinct systems of coordination. Pavandeep was Mexamericanned, walking confidently with the upper body and independently below. Mexed adj. Having drunk enough to shorten every word, every stride, and eventually the distance between you and the floor. Dustinjames was Mexed, reducing his announcement to syllables and his staircase to a sitting position. MexiCoked (/ˈmɛksɪkəʊkd/) adj. Still drunk, and fizzing with enough misplaced certainty to mistake a wobble for propulsion. Travone was MexiCoked, taking the stairs briskly until the banister supplied a contrary opinion. Mexicaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a historical approximation of oneself, particularly when attempting to stand still. Jamaris was Mexicaed, preserving an ancient upright posture for no more than three seconds. Mexican Americanned adj. You are drunk and negotiating two incompatible directions at once, usually near a staircase. Dionte was Mexican Americanned, insisting he was going up while carefully descending.