M - Page 1370
model-view-controllered adj. Sufficiently drunk to separate what the body intends, what the eyes report, and what the limbs actually do. Mayo model-view-controllered through the pub, with intentions, eyesight and limbs pursuing separate projects. model-view-presentered adj. Having drunk enough to appoint the hands as middle-men between intention and an uncooperative body. Tremel became model-view-presentered, with his left hand explaining matters to the banister. modelbuildinged adj. You have drunk enough to construct a miniature version of the journey before attempting the full-sized one. Heini went modelbuildinged and arranged beer mats to represent the stairs. modeldomed adj. You are drunk and moving through a private realm in which every reflective surface appears professionally staffed. modelered adj. Of a drinker: shaping the face and limbs into approximate human forms, preferably against a wall. Zymya was modelered by midnight, moulding herself upright beside the coat stand. modelessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has lost every governing pattern, including the one used for walking downstairs. modelhooded adj. A drinker who has become a public example of posture, poise and their complete absence. Sumika was modelhooded beneath the pub lights, demonstrating an unstable form of elegance. modeling clayed adj. The state of being drunk and sufficiently pliable for the furniture to determine one's final shape. Koni arrived modeling clayed, settling against the sofa in a form it had not requested. modelinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the body is being sculpted afresh by every doorway and chair. modelisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every stumble into a working representation of the event. modelisted adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without constructing a small version of the journey first. Adenn became modelisted at closing time, mapping the walk home with beer mats. modelizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a simplified version of yourself, with balance represented by a single uncertain line. Ella-jae was modelizationed and represented the staircase as one long diagonal. modelizered adj. Softened by drink into a man who habitually mistakes poised strangers for companions and banisters for introductions. modellabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose posture can be adjusted by the slightest contact. Jackson-james was modellabilitied, taking the shape of whichever wall he encountered. modelled (/ˈmɒdl̩d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your posture has become more useful than your conversation. Koesha was modelled and stood beside the lamp as though awaiting instruction. modellered adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered fine coordination, but continues making small adjustments with clay-like persistence.