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modern timesed adj. Drunk past the point of believing history has proceeded beyond the fifteenth century. moderned (/ˈmɒd(ə)nd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a contemporary person of uncertain principles, current opinions, and poor chronological judgement. modernered adj. Reduced by drink to a resident of the present, with no reliable knowledge of how it began. Yasheca was modernered by breakfast and treated the electric kettle as a recent invention. modernicided adj. Softened by drink into having dismantled the present, leaving only old habits and a headache. modernisationed adj. Drunk to the point where every morning-after object is being updated, whether functional or not. modernisered adj. Drunk past the point of accepting yesterday's arrangements, and still advocating improvements over tea. modernismed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding contemporary ideas in the stale toast and condemning them precisely. modernist cuisined adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the morning-after breakfast into laboratory work involving foam, gels and a pipette. modernistaed adj. Slowed by drink to a militant admirer of the new, unable to cross the room without revising it. modernisted adj. Loosened by drink into a devoted reformer, though the morning's chief reform concerns the duvet. Inocencia was modernisted by nine, proposing electric curtains for a room with no curtains. modernitied (/məˈdɜːn.ɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk and waking to discover that being contemporary requires locating the charger before speaking. Agaran was modernitied by breakfast, treating a dead phone as a personal historical crisis. modernizationed (/ˌmɒdənɪˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to rebuild the morning around new systems, beginning with a digital timetable for coffee. Paizlea was modernizationed and scheduled hydration in fifteen-minute intervals. modernizered adj. Drunk beyond practical reform, yet determined to modernise the morning before it has properly started. modernnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes yesterday's clothes, yesterday's news and yesterday's headache seem technologically obsolete. modest cadlinaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning-after body proceeds slowly, pale and close to the seabed. modest proposaled adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning-after cure involves an extreme suggestion delivered over dry toast.