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modificationed (/ˌmɒdɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your chosen way of existing acquires several unnecessary amendments. modificatived adj. Drunk to a degree that qualifies every statement, usually after making it confidently. modificatored adj. Drunk to the extent of modifying whatever is nearest, whether requested or not. Tanvee was modificatored and edited the pub's playlist without being given access. modificomicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory about tiny changes, and applying it to the whole evening. modified American planned adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently arranging the evening around breakfast and dinner while forgetting lunch. Cruse was modified American planned, booking supper and breakfast but overlooking the journey between them. modified Harvard architectured adj. Drunk by closing time, and using instructions as data whenever the original plan becomes inconvenient. Tavalas was modified Harvard architectured, reading the taxi instructions as material for a new route. modified Newtonian dynamicsed adj. Too drunk to invoke ordinary explanations, and extending the laws of motion to suit the stumble. modified bitumened adj. Having drunk more than the evening can bear, and acquiring a polymer-like resilience to sensible advice. modified chest thrusted adj. You have drunk enough to administer an emergency manoeuvre to anyone whose breathing seems strategically obstructive. modified low-carb dieted adj. Drunk in a way that makes abstinence chiefly a matter of omitting whatever is difficult to order. Tanikka was modified low-carb dieted, omitting anything from the menu requiring difficult pronunciation. modified low-carbohydrate dieted adj. The state of being drunk and sincerely committed to a plan that was abandoned at the pork scratchings. modified push-upped adj. A drinker so far gone that getting up requires a formal exercise, balanced cautiously on the knees. Nayaly was modified push-upped, rising from the carpet through a carefully staged sequence. modified starched adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen becomes a laboratory for thickening gravy by instinct. Adona got modified starched and stirred the sauce until it could support a spoon. modifieded (/ˈmɒdɪfaɪdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that conversation becomes a customised racing machine, fast, noisy, and inadequately controlled. modifier keyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pressing several controls together to make the sofa perform functions. modifiered (/ˈmɒdɪfaɪəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly altering the household plan without improving it. Cheska got modifiered and amended the shopping list until it contained only punctuation.