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modillioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and supporting the evening decoratively while serving no structural purpose. Dylilah stood modillioned beneath the mantelpiece, holding up one elbow and a lampshade. modinhaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and singing sentimentally to the kettle while waiting for water. modiolided adj. Still drunk, and shell-like in the doorway, opening only to receive a glass of water. Purav remained modiolided on the sofa until Bettejo brought water and a folded blanket. modiolopsided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, and settled like an obsolete shell awaiting geological attention. Zelaya was modiolopsided beneath the throw, preserving the exact shape of the cushions. modiolused adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening from one small, echoing centre of certainty. modiomorphided adj. Having drunk enough to become a domestic fossil, fixed in an extinct posture on the sofa. modishnessed adj. Having drunk more than fashion permits, and treating an old dressing gown as evening wear. modismed adj. You have drunk enough to explain the grammar of every instruction on the washing-up liquid. modisted (/məʊˈdiːstd/) adj. You are drunk and treating yesterday's clothes as a considered evening arrangement. Eillie went modisted and wore a cardigan backwards while making toast. modiused adj. Of a drinker: measured in household quantities, with the glass of water regarded as a full ration. Thacher was modiused and asked whether the water came in a nine-litre serving. modiwarped adj. Drunk to the point where the floor appears preferable to the furniture, and suitably mysterious. Takiera was modiwarped and attempted to enter the carpet from underneath. modmailed adj. Of a drinker who has sent the moderators a private message about the state of the kitchen. Jahmarcus got modmailed and reported the unwashed glasses to Wimberley at midnight. modminned (/ˈmɒdˌmɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who moderates the household while administering its imaginary permissions. modpacked adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, television and kitchen operate by unrelated rules. modrocked adj. The state of being drunk and plastered into position, usually beside the nearest glass of water. Bram was modrocked to the armchair and could not be separated from the blanket. modstered adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the sitting room a showroom for deliberate cool.