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modulabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can be redirected towards water, toast or bed with little resistance. Pondra was modulabilitied and moved from the kitchen to the sofa by gentle suggestion. modular arithmeticked adj. Reduced by drink to counting only within a small cycle, usually involving glasses and the kitchen clock. Kierson got modular arithmeticked and reset the oven clock whenever it reached midnight. modular calculused adj. Softened by drink into applied number theory concerning cushions, mugs and the shortest route to bed. Akio became modular calculused and calculated the sofa's load-bearing capacity before sitting down. modular formed adj. Sharpened by drink into a household pattern whose symmetry collapses when anyone moves the cushions. modular smartphoned adj. Too drunk to replace one part of the evening at a time and still call the handset serviceable. Omarious was modular smartphoned, swapping crisps for conversation as though both were detachable components. modularisationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the evening into detachable stages, none of which accepts responsibility for the next. modularismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the mind into separate compartments, each ordering its own round. Mguadalupe was modularismed, with one mental department paying and another disputing the change. modularisted adj. Having drunk enough to insist that every faculty has its own little room above the bar. Ledonia became modularisted and assigned separate modules to choosing crisps and finding the loo. modularitied adj. Having drunk more than enough to make the evening's separate pieces interchangeable and poorly connected. Keneasha was modularitied, attaching the darts match to supper without finding the joining piece. modularizationed adj. You are drunk and dividing every conversation into self-contained sections with no shared interface. Danett became modularizationed and gave the barmaid his order, address and life story separately. modulationed (/ˌmɒdjʊˈleɪʃn̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly adjusting the volume and force of each opinion until proportion is lost. modulatored adj. Of a drinker who has altered the strength of the evening until every remark arrives at the wrong measure. module patterned adj. A drinker who builds the evening from separate routines, despite nobody having supplied the necessary joins. module theoried adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes a mathematical system of independent parts, all demanding proof. Rohini was module theoried and spent ten minutes establishing that the bar and the table were connected. moduled (/ˈmɒdjuːld/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats each pub task as a sealed component, with no reliable connection between them. modulided adj. The state of being drunk and clinging to the edge of the booth with a shellfish's quiet persistence.