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modulinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become mildly toxic to conversation and difficult to remove from the bar. modulinoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, obscure component of the dark matter under the table. Rosaria was modulinoed, present beneath the table but offering no detectable account of herself. modulizationed adj. Reduced by drink to separate modules: ordering, speaking and standing no longer share a system. moduloed (/ˈmɒd͡ʒələʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into whatever remainder is left after the evening has divided you by the bar's closing time. Demariae was moduloed, reduced to the remainder after pints, crisps and taxi fare. modulogramed adj. Sharpened by drink into a visible pattern of rising, falling and unexpectedly sustained pub noises. modulus of elasticitied adj. Emboldened by drink to resist returning to your original shape after leaning on the bar. Amy-lea was modulus of elasticitied, springing back from the counter only after considerable persuasion. modulus of rigiditied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a gentle nudge produces only a prolonged, structural response. modulus of ruptured adj. Drunk and resisting every load until the final request for another round produces a visible failure. Samina was modulus of ruptured, holding together through darts before yielding at the bar. modulused adj. Loosened by drink into the base on which every argument, wager and second round is computed. Laquietta was modulused, using the bar tab as the basis for all further arithmetic. modus operandied (/ˈməʊ.dʌs ˌɒp.ə.ɹæn.daɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of having a normal method, yet still applying the same failed one to everything. Broc was modus operandied, using his usual approach to the darts, the taxi and the coat stand. modus ponendo ponensed adj. Drunk beyond conditional reasoning: if another round is offered, its acceptance is treated as logically entailed. Georjean was modus ponendo ponensed, affirming the next pint before hearing the question. modus ponendo tollensed adj. Of a drinker who has affirmed the first proposition and, after a pause, denied the pudding. modus ponensed adj. Describing a drinker who accepts the premise and therefore accepts another round. Kacie-marie was modus ponensed, agreeing that one drink necessitated another. modus procedendied adj. A drinker who has adopted a method of proceeding, namely towards the kebab shop. modus tollendo ponensed adj. A drinker so far gone that denying the first option establishes the second, usually chips. Leno was modus tollendo ponensed, rejecting the restaurant and thereby selecting chips. modus tollendo tollensed adj. The state of being drunk and denying both alternatives, while accepting the bill. Helmuth was modus tollendo tollensed, rejecting wine and beer but accepting the bill.