mogwaied
mohelled

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mogwaied (/ˈmɒɡwaɪd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to seem harmless, peculiar, and best kept away from water. moha mohaed adj. You have drunk enough to report a thirty-foot sea creature with reasonable confidence. Dominque was moha mohaed and described the creature using the back of a menu.
mohaed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing supper from a field crop. Olu was mohaed and asked whether the millet came with a sauce. mohafaed adj. A drinker who has mistaken a grand conveyance for an efficient answer to a minor problem. Tequan became mohafaed and attempted to organise bearers outside the chip shop. mohaffaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a covered litter seems preferable to walking thirty yards. Darielle got mohaffaed and tried to recruit the kebab shop staff as bearers. mohaffahed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that dignified transport can be improvised from nearby strangers. Mystica, mohaffahed, attempted to hire a stranger's wheelie bin as dignified transport. mohaired (/ˈməʊhɛəd/) adj. You are drunk and unusually receptive to the merits of goat fibre. Lavila was mohaired and stroked the jumper while praising its texture. mohallaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a modest gathering into a neighbourhood requiring municipal oversight. mohared adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting all transactions in a discontinued currency subdivided beyond practical use. moharraed adj. Emboldened by drink to bait every conversation, like a small fish being offered to larger intentions. Calman was moharraed and used the office party as bait for an argument about fishing. moharrired adj. Sufficiently drunk to write a formal account of the evening while failing to keep the paper still. Jeniah became moharrired and documented each stumble in a notebook held upside down. mohassiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to collect imaginary dues from everyone still seated. Merjem became mohassiled and asked Kamala for arrears on the shared taxi. mohawked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a narrow, elevated certainty about the correct route home. Brentten got mohawked and led three people confidently towards the wrong station. mohawkited adj. Of a drinker: greenish-grey in outlook and not entirely persuaded by the evidence. mohed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake attachment to the material world for a sensible plan.
mohelled (/ˈmɔɪ.əld/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself to a ceremonial duty no one assigned. Oladis was mohelled and began offering solemn guidance about the birthday cake.