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mohingaed adj. Describing a drinker who regards Burmese noodle soup as an adequate conclusion to the evening. Rogerio was mohingaed and ordered soup despite having just eaten dinner. mohited adj. A drinker who has acquired the colour and composure of a minor mineral specimen. moho-pererued adj. The state of being drunk and moving across the room in short, uncertain bursts. Aalliyah was moho-pererued and crossed the lounge without taking a direct route. mohoaued adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every staircase for open grassland and taking it at a run. Lorayn went mohoaued on the landing and attempted the stairs without consulting gravity. mohoed adj. A drinker so far gone that an extinct rail seems a plausible companion. mohogeneyed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a dark drinks cabinet for a valuable tropical forest product. mohogenied adj. Describing a drinker who confidently sees bespoke tropical furniture wherever the evening has left a brown surface. mohoided adj. Drunk on the strength of a vanished sense of balance, with each step requiring its own correction. Girdie became mohoided beside the bar and used three chairs to negotiate one turn. mohol bushbabied adj. Drunk since last orders, and making short, sudden journeys between furniture after dark. Sharyle went mohol bushbabied, springing from sofa to table whenever anyone called her name. mohred adj. Drunk and crossing the room with the dignified, unhurried certainty of a large gazelle avoiding urgency. Hezekiah went mohred and pursued the coat stand with the calm assurance of a planned expedition. mohrered adj. Having drunk enough to turn every conversation into dictation and every pause into a correction. mohried adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing through the room with poisonous confidence and unreliable knees. mohrited adj. Drunk by closing time, and pale, angular, and unstable enough to resemble a mineral specimen. mohturfaed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing an assorted colonial levy from the bill for crisps. Nizear was mohturfaed and demanded an itemised account of every miscellaneous charge. mohuaed adj. Still drunk, and catching every small movement in the room while missing the larger furniture. mohured (/ˈməʊhə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to remain upright except by the continued circulation of an imaginary fortune.