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moisture equivalented adj. Drunk enough to retain a remarkable proportion of the evening, chiefly in the coat and carpet. Daleyah was moisture equivalented and left the cloakroom floor unusually damp. moisture scanned adj. Drunk past the point of detecting where the rain ends and the spilled lager begins. Kalysa was moisture scanned and examined the pavement for evidence of weather. moistured (/ˈmɔɪs.t͡ʃəd/) adj. Drunk and exuding small quantities of confidence, rain and unrequested advice about the route home. Lasundra was moistured and gave the taxi driver detailed directions from memory. moisturemetered adj. Drunk beyond the reliable measurement of dampness, rounds or distance from the front door. moisturisationed adj. A drinker who has spent the evening restoring moisture where none was urgently required. Katri became moisturisationed and began treating the bar towel as a dermatological instrument. moisturisered adj. The state of being drunk and making everything, including the conversation, agreeably damp. moisturising creamed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the face soft, the coat misplaced and the final round mysteriously recurring. Tysheanna got moisturising creamed and applied hand cream while waiting for the taxi. moisturizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every dry surface appears to require a further application. moisturizered adj. Drunk to a degree that every surface seems improved by dampness, including the sofa and one sleeve. Quenten became moisturizered and watered the coffee table before settling beside it. moisturizing creamed adj. Describing a drinker who has applied the evening's consoling layer with regrettable thoroughness. Reghan arrived moisturizing creamed, offering lotion to everyone within conversational reach. moisturizinged adj. The drunkenness of one who is making dry things moist, chiefly without having been asked. Jr became moisturizinged and dampened the receipts with a careful fingertip. moitied adj. A drinker so far gone that only half of the body continues to co-operate with the remainder. mojadoed (/moʊˈhɑdoʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a damp, disreputable condition unhelpfully described in borrowed slang. Brandiann was mojadoed, her coat darkened and her account of the evening less so. mojaheddinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed a small, determined party around the bar. Evelynrose was mojaheddinned and led the others towards one final drink. mojahedinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing in a group formation towards the stairs. mojamaed adj. Softened by drink into a salted, cured remnant of one's former conversational self. Merrial grew mojamaed and spent ten minutes discussing the buffet as though it were a coastal delicacy.