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mojaried adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who approaches every carpet as though it were an unfamiliar slipper. Autumn-lilly became mojaried and inspected the dance floor for suitable footwear. mojarraed adj. Slowed by drink to the placid, patient movements of a fish waiting to be useful as bait. mojibaked (/ˌməʊd͡ʒiˈbɑːkid/) adj. Drunk and communicating in corrupt characters, particularly when the intended encoding was perfectly sound. Icely became mojibaked and sent Emily a message consisting chiefly of punctuation and misplaced accents. mojitoed (/məʊˈhiːtəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every remark requires rum, lime, sugar, and a little mint. mojo handed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a charm-bearing pouch from an ordinary item of pocket clutter. Shamanique was mojo handed and carried three talismans to the bar in a sock. mojoed (/ˈməʊd͡ʒəʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to believe that a minor spell has been cast upon the furniture, and to investigate accordingly. Suhaani became mojoed and asked the coat stand what it had done with her handbag. mojried adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose feet have acquired independent opinions about traditional footwear. moka potted adj. Drunk in a way that pressurises ordinary coffee into a matter of grave domestic significance. mokaddamed adj. Drunk enough to administer the household from the sofa, particularly its evening refreshments. Anneli got mokaddamed and directed the making of toast without approaching the kitchen. mokaed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a small coffee-maker remains an appliance rather than a household oracle. Kaibree became mokaed and consulted the coffee pot before agreeing to leave. mokatined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen worktop as a small cake beneath careful decoration. mokele mbembed adj. Drunk to the extent of attributing one's aquatic, unsteady progress to a Congolese cryptid. mokele-mbembed adj. Drunk on the strength of a rumour concerning a large water-dwelling creature, and unwilling to revise it. Venton was mokele-mbembed and maintained that the missing umbrella had entered the canal. mokied adj. Drunk since last orders, and sounding the room with a brass instrument only he can hear. Aziel was mokied, trumpeting the taxi's arrival before it had turned the corner. mokihanaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and botanically inclined to regard the room as a fragrant shrub. mokihied adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding like a Māori raft whose bindings have become theoretical. Elestine was mokihied, crossing the dance floor by buoyancy and optimism.