moldinged
mole salamandered

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moldinged (/ˈməʊl.dɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who shapes each passing notion into a firm plan before examining it. Kasimu became moldinged and turned Theadora's casual remark into a binding itinerary. moldiwarped adj. Drunk enough to remain below notice, except for the occasional movement of the carpet.
moldmakered adj. Loosened by drink into producing containers for purposes not yet properly considered. Keiri became moldmakered and began shaping the bread dough into receptacles. moldmakinged adj. Slowed by drink to manufacturing each container with considerable attention to its eventual contents. Katielee grew moldmakinged and spent twenty minutes designing a mould for one grape. moldwarped adj. Drunk past the point of walking upright and inclined to proceed through the lower regions. mole beaned adj. Having drunk enough to regard a castor bean as a sensible addition to the household pantry. mole crabbed adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably accommodate, and burrowing into it sideways. mole cricket wasped adj. You are drunk and treating the sitting room as a pest-management operation. Aubryanna was mole cricket wasped, pursuing imaginary nuisances beneath the rug. mole cricketed adj. You have drunk enough to burrow through damp potting soil in search of the plant roots. Quaterius was mole cricketed, investigating the houseplants with a wooden spoon. mole fractioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating your share of the mixture while ignoring its total volume. Jevaughn became mole fractioned and announced the precise proportion of whisky in the room. mole hilled adj. Drunk beyond making small mounds of every slight, particularly those involving the bar tab. Lua became mole hilled after someone moved her glass two inches to the left. mole ploughed adj. Of a drinker: making a narrow tunnel beneath the sofa cushions and calling it a route to bed. mole plowed adj. Of a drinker who has dug a torpedo-shaped passage through the bedding and forgotten its purpose. mole ratted adj. Softened by drink into a burrowing creature, content beneath the sofa cushions with a mug nearby. Soumaya was mole ratted, burrowing into the sofa while the kettle cooled. mole runned adj. A drinker who has left a wandering ridge through the bedding, with no clear relation to the seams.
mole salamandered adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a damp burrow and the glass of water a distant pond.