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molehilled (/ˈməʊlhɪld/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small obstruction from a subterranean engineering project. molehunted adj. Drunk, with the result that every misplaced object appears to conceal an infiltrator. molehuntered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a quiet pub into an intelligence operation concerning who moved the ketchup. Kasima got molehuntered and interrogated three friends about the disappearance of the ketchup. molengraaffited adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a mineral specimen whose name has been withheld from the ordinary public. Viney became molengraaffited and stood immovably beneath the pub's harshest light. moleomancied adj. Drunk on the strength of bodily marks, ancient physicians, and a compelling need for chips. Burl got moleomancied and consulted a mole before ordering the largest portion available. moleoscopied adj. Drunk since last orders, and inspecting every mole as though it contained the evening's answer. Lynnia became moleoscopied and examined a freckle beneath the harsh lavatory lighting. moleosophied adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of a philosophy founded entirely upon moles. molephantininned adj. Still drunk, and chemically distinguished in a manner that concludes with toast under the grill. molephantinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically majestic until asked where the coat was left. molerated adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated underground, preferably beneath a blanket or sofa throw. Lexington was molerated, visible only as a rounded rise beneath the blanket. moleskinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a coat so soft that everyone nearby is asked to touch it. molestabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into such easy company that strangers are invited into every private detail. molestached adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate a threadbare moustache and defend it vigorously to everyone present. Evoleth became molestached and demanded opinions on a moustache that existed chiefly in poor lighting. molestationed (/mɒlɪˈsteɪʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a lengthy, unwanted personal lecture, with the whole room obliged to listen. molesteed adj. Drunk and receiving every interruption as though it were a fresh personal grievance. Lewis-jay sat molesteed through dinner, treating each request for the salt as a deliberate slight. molestered (/məˈlɛstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary friendliness is mistaken for an invitation to remain beside someone indefinitely.