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mom caved adj. Of a drinker: withdrawn into a private room with water, blankets and interests no one else is permitted to interrupt. Catrice went mom caved after breakfast, closing the door on conversation and opening the curtains slightly. mom jeansed adj. Of a drinker who has woken in yesterday's unflattering clothes and considers changing an unnecessary ambition. Dennes appeared mom jeansed, breakfast hidden beneath an unconvincing waistband. mom-and-popped adj. Having drunk enough to turn the morning's recovery into a small, family-run operation. Manjari was mom-and-popped, offering tea, toast and informal financial advice. mom-in-lawed adj. Drunk in a way that makes unsolicited family advice seem both necessary and warmly received. Stacci got mom-in-lawed and advised the newly engaged couple to move house immediately. momagered adj. Drunk, with the result that every friend becomes a promising act requiring management. Baraa went momagered and began arranging Camica's imaginary tour from the corner table. momanagered adj. Drunk to a degree that maternal concern becomes a full-time management strategy. momarazzied adj. Drunk to the extent of photographing every minor event as though one's companions were children of interest. Tramanh became momarazzied, documenting Lulabell's pudding and the receipt from several angles. momattied adj. Too drunk to distinguish between gardening and excavation. mombied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every slow-moving person in the room requires direction. mombin batarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and shrub-like in posture, with a firm conviction of being useful. Dinh stood mombin batarded beside the hedge, offering Cristyan detailed pruning instructions. mombinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and branching confidently into several unsuitable directions at once. momed (/məʊmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and dull enough to mistake repetition for considered judgement. Daymond was momed, repeating the same recommendation to Dalesia as though newly researched. momelotinibed adj. Still drunk, and treating every decision as though it required a clinical trial before implementation. momenergied adj. Too drunk to distinguish momentum from energy, but certain that both justify moving furniture. moment armed adj. Having drunk enough to apply force at a distance, usually to an object that was not in the way. Tersea was moment armed and shifted the lamp by pushing the far end of the table. moment in the sunned adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with a brief appearance, and behaving as though attention were permanent.