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mommy taxed adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the evening's lost earnings in washing-up, laundry, and fetching water. Lillee got mommy taxed and invoiced the household for carrying a glass to the sofa. mommy tracked adj. Having drunk more than the flexible domestic timetable allows, and shortening the route from kitchen to sofa. mommy warred adj. You have drunk enough to dispute parenting methods with the sofa, the kettle, and anyone else within earshot. Phalen got mommy warred and argued with the kettle about the correct bedtime routine. mommy's boyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating a sympathetic voice as a complete domestic service. mommybloggered adj. Drunk since last orders, and documenting the household's smallest events with maternal editorial confidence. mommyhooded adj. You are drunk and organising the cushions, checking the water, and taking responsibility for everyone’s blanket. mommyismed adj. Of a drinker: committed to maternal order, with the household arranged around snacks, blankets, and hydration. Juliaette was mommyismed and labelled the glasses before allowing anyone near the sofa. mommykinsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made an affectionate household title unnecessarily public. mommynessed adj. Loosened by drink into maternal advice for the kettle, the sofa, and anyone holding a glass. Morayo was mommynessed, telling the kettle not to work too hard before sitting down. momnesiaed adj. Of a drinker who has forgotten where the glass of water went, despite placing it beside the sofa. momnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted the practical authority of a mother over towels, leftovers, and hydration. momoired adj. A drinker so far gone that the domestic evening is being remembered aloud as a personal memoir. momordicaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned bitter, green, and inclined to inspect the kitchen plants. Odbert got momordicaed and examined the houseplants for evidence of poor domestic care. momordicined adj. The drunkenness of one who has become distinctly bitter, medicinal, and best offered water before conversation. Chukwunonso became momordicined and accepted a glass of water with an expression of botanical severity. momordicosided adj. Drunk since last orders, and bitterly insisting the pub's sweetness has been chemically overstated. Sophie-rose got momordicosided and declared the bitter garnish medicinal. momoted adj. Having drunk more than enough to make repeated bird calls seem administratively necessary. Khalyn was momoted and answered the garden birds from the kitchen doorway.