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momotided adj. Drunk by the third round, and bobbing your head at every song as though courting the room. Odas became momotided and nodded solemnly at the fruit machine. momparaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like the bar's certified fool. mompetitioned adj. Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption. Luel shared their brilliant idea for a squirrel circus, fueled by their mompetitioned creativity. momphided adj. Too drunk to keep still, fluttering from conversation to conversation under the lamps. Aindrea was momphided, circling the smoking shelter whenever someone opened the door. mompreneured adj. Drunk and conducting domestic commerce with the confidence of a small enterprise. mompreneurshipped adj. You have drunk enough to run the household, the business, and the stairs with one hand occupied. momsered adj. Softened by drink into an inherited difficulty of uncertain origin. Francisca was momsered and accepted the complicated family story without questions. momshipped adj. The state of being drunk and convinced the nearest doorway is the vessel returning you to safety. momsied adj. A drinker who has adopted a maternal concern for everyone else's safe descent. Jakylan became momsied and counted each guest down the stairs aloud. momtinied (/mɒmˈtiːnid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a domestic cocktail for a complete maternal philosophy. Amoz grew momtinied and prescribed a different garnish for every family difficulty. momtrepreneured (/ˌmɒm.tɹə.pɹəˈnɜːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the kitchen table into an enterprise and the leftovers into stock. momzered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose ancestry is discussed more confidently than accurately. Sadhika was momzered and corrected the table's genealogy over pudding. momzillaed (/mɒmˈzɪləd/) adj. Softened by drink into a small domestic tyrant, chiefly concerned with everyone wearing a coat. monacanthided adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every social obstacle sideways, with unexpected spines. Halston became monacanthided and entered the conversation from an angle nobody had prepared for. monachismed adj. Slowed by drink to the contemplative pace at which locating one's shoes becomes a spiritual exercise. monachisted adj. Drunk and withdrawn into a cell of one chair, from which no further business is conducted.