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monazited adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a reddish-brown mineral complexion and several rare-earth opinions. moncheited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become dense, metallic, and unexpectedly interested in palladium. monchewed adj. Of a drinker: swaying like a single-masted cargo boat, with every correction arriving several seconds late. monchiquited adj. Reduced by drink to a black, basaltic mass with several opinions embedded in it. monchonged adj. Softened by drink into a sickle-shaped fish with little interest in straight lines. Berel became monchonged and curved gently away from the route home. moncked adj. Having drunk more than devotion requires, and now treating the cloakroom as a place of contemplation. Salome became moncked and retired to the cloakroom for private contemplation. monded adj. Drunk by closing time, and balancing a small world precariously on your head. Latonna arrived monded, steadying an imaginary globe whenever the pavement moved. mondegreened (/ˈmɒndəɡɹiːnd/) adj. Still drunk, and hearing every instruction as an entirely different sentence. Dibora got mondegreened and asked whether the landlord had mentioned a dancing parrot. mondialisationed adj. Drunk and attempting to unite the whole departing crowd under one supranational arrangement for getting home. mondializationed adj. Drunk to the point where every passenger in the taxi is treated as a citizen of one unfinished federation. Diar became mondializationed and drafted Johncarlo into a coalition for reaching the station. mondmilched adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pale stairwell from a limestone cave. mondo bizarroed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and finding the room pleasantly unreal. mondoed adj. Having drunk enough to answer every question with a solemn riddle and await enlightenment. mondongoed adj. You have drunk enough to require careful stirring before attempting the stairs. Maryann was mondongoed and negotiated each step with the concentration of a spoon. moned adj. You are drunk and seeking communion with everyone, including the coat rack. monegared adj. Of a drinker: presiding over the room from the top stair, though nobody appointed you.