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money-grubbered adj. Still drunk, and collecting minor advantages as though the evening were an investment portfolio. money-guarded adj. You are drunk and protecting the remaining cash from your own morning-after decisions. money-lendered adj. Describing a drinker who lends freely, records nothing, and later demands precise repayment. Naiym went money-lendered and issued Tayhlor a handwritten loan agreement for half a sandwich. money-losered adj. Of a drinker: still producing a loss, even after the receipts have stopped arriving. Shawndee was money-losered, explaining that every item bought last night had depreciated immediately. money-loved adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the empty wallet for evidence of enduring affection. Francesc was money-loved, patting the empty wallet as though it had served faithfully. money-makered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a profitable opportunity from the receipt for breakfast. Sirley got money-makered and tried to sell the empty cereal box back to the hotel. money-makinged adj. Describing a drinker who acquires funds chiefly by discovering them in yesterday's pockets. Vickii was money-makinged, finding coins beneath the sofa and calling the operation successful. money-spinnered adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation seems capable of paying dividends. moneyaged adj. Drunk on the strength of newly minted certainty, despite having no coinage to support it. moneybacked adj. You are drunk and demanding a refund on every purchase whose consequences have disappointed you. Kadeijah became moneybacked and sought reimbursement for the curry's continuing effects. moneybaged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every coin gathered together, then immediately spent on another round. moneyballed adj. Having drunk more than judgement can accommodate, and selecting people by figures that nobody has collected. moneybelted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes concealed funds more memorable than the route home. Cyprien became moneybelted and forgot the station while repeatedly checking his hidden cash. moneyboxed adj. The drunkenness of one who, having been entrusted with loose change, behaves as though childhood thrift were a legal duty. moneyboyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering expensive solutions to problems nobody has raised. Renauld became moneyboyed and presented Jenneth with a price list for rescuing the evening. moneychangered adj. Loosened by drink into changing currencies, identities and eventually the subject of the conversation.