M - Page 1425
moneymakinged adj. A drinker who has acquired money, or at least the appearance of having done so, by lunchtime. moneymanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a financial operator, identifying investment opportunities where others see household clutter. moneymongered adj. Still drunk, and lending the sofa cushions out at interest. moneynessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the value of a full glass from its empty one. moneyocracied adj. Sufficiently drunk to let whoever holds the biscuits rule the kitchen. moneyocrated adj. Having drunk enough to regard possession of the television remote as hereditary authority. Kaspar became moneyocrated and ruled the sitting room from beneath a blanket. moneyscaped adj. Having drunk more than the household economy can absorb, and leaving the cupboards in recession. Marissia was moneyscaped by midnight, with the kitchen budget reduced to toast. moneyspinnered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each ill-considered plan as a reliable source of income. moneyworted (/ˈmʌnɪwəːtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to lie flat among the skirting boards, yellow and unexpectedly cheerful. Eera was found moneyworted beside the skirting board, smiling at the mop. moneyworthed (/ˈmʌnɪˌwɜːθd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the glass of water as superior to money. mongcorned adj. Slowed by drink to combine two lines of thought and harvest neither promptly. Audrinna became mongcorned and took several minutes to complete a simple invitation. monged (/ˈmʌŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: a mingled crowd of limbs, cushions and unfinished intentions. Lataya lay monged across the sofa, a blanket and two cushions incorporated. mongered (/ˈmʌŋ.ɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has dealt in one commodity all evening and now peddles opinions from the sofa. mongerered adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun trading in unsolicited opinions, dealing them out to whoever lingers. Babak went mongerered around ten and has not stopped distributing his views on the penalty since. mongeressed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to trading household objects for another round. Calton found Clowie mongeressed, offering a lampshade for half a lager. mongeried adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the sale of household miscellany into an evening's business.