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monitorered adj. Drunk, with the result that one keeps watch over an empty chair. Corniyah grew monitorered and guarded the vacant chair throughout the speeches. monitoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and composing a written admonition on the back of a receipt. Orlis monitoried on the back of a receipt, composing an admonition that the landlord later found under the till. monitoringed adj. Drunk to a degree that continuous observation detects a gradual migration towards the floor. Quovadis was monitoringed, observing his gradual migration from bar stool to carpet. monitorisationed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a screen, a wire, and no useful information. monitorizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a screen that reports only the approach of another drink. monitorshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and nevertheless assuming responsibility for everyone else's coats. Lincoln was monitorshipped and arranged the coats according to an unexplained system. monitoured adj. Drunk enough to watch over the proceedings while failing to notice that one is lying down. Baela was monitoured beneath the table, supervising proceedings from a horizontal position. monitressed (/ˈmɒnɪtɹɪsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and advising strangers with the grave authority of an unpaid mentor. Qaasim became monitressed and offered career guidance to the person collecting glasses. monitriced adj. Drunk beyond requiring support for the journey from bed to the bathroom. Erini woke monitriced, accepting Grethe's arm as though labour had commenced. monitrixed adj. Still drunk, and observing the aftermath with the authority of someone who caused it. Claire remained monitrixed, surveying the spilled olives with professional composure. monjitaed adj. Too drunk to fly straight, but still determined to conduct a brief inspection of every windowsill. monjoloed adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver a rhythmic blow to the table whenever conversation falters. monjonned adj. Having drunk enough to become small, agile, and inexplicably committed to the rockery. monk batted adj. Drunk enough to circle the room quietly, making everyone duck whenever you suddenly appear overhead. Liora went monk batted and patrolled the dining room above the conversation. monk chaired adj. Drunk past the point of accepting any seat not made of dark wood and excessive dignity. Bekir got monk chaired and refused the sofa because it lacked suitable authority. monk fruited adj. Drunk beyond sweetness, leaving the company to discover that every remark has become medicinally persuasive.