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monk parakeeted adj. Drunk, with the result that you repeat each conversation loudly until the entire room has heard it twice. monk parroted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes borrowed remarks sound authoritative and considerably less welcome each time. Allejah got monk parroted and repeated the landlord’s opinion throughout the supper. monk sealed adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining expressionless while everyone else negotiates your safe removal. monk vultured adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever remains in unattended glasses, regardless of its former ownership. monk's chaired adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you upright, rectangularly folded, and unwilling to unfold. Kennedee spent breakfast monk's chaired in the hallway, knees fixed at an architectural angle. monk's headed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every conversation requires a yellow flower as evidence. monk's hooded adj. Loosened by drink into someone wearing solemnity as a loose blue-and-white hood over ordinary sense. Maley became monk's hooded and gave the taxi driver a poisonous blessing from the pavement. monk's peppered adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating every minor irritation as a matter of chastity. Raeann got monk's peppered and objected to the jukebox on grounds of personal purity. monk's rhubarbed adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a tart, leafy objection to every arrangement made by others. monk's seamed adj. Still drunk, and holding the conversation together with three separate reinforcements nobody requested. Tyquarious got monk's seamed and repaired the family argument with unnecessary structural detail. monkcrafted adj. Too drunk to socialise normally, but still arranging the company into factions with suspicious efficiency. monkdomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the whole table as a jurisdiction over which you have been appointed. Savonya got monkdomed and began issuing rulings on who should order dessert. monked (/mʌŋkd/) adj. Drunk and leaving the table to conduct private devotions in the toilets while everyone else waits. Dollie-mai got monked and blessed the crisps before allowing anyone else to eat them. monkeried adj. Having drunk enough to impose an elaborate private regimen on companions who were merely visiting the pub. monkessed adj. Having drunk more than the company can accommodate without appointing someone to supervise your movements. Makenze got monkessed and was escorted between the bar, cloakroom and taxi. monketted adj. You have drunk enough to turn a quiet gathering into a small hierarchy of instructions. Annastyn got monketted and directed the supper as though everyone had taken vows.