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monkey appled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the ornamental tree for a source of refreshments. monkey bagged adj. Describing a drinker who has secured all loose money and made the company conduct a search. Donalene got monkey bagged and discovered the evening’s change tucked beneath her collar. monkey balled adj. A drinker who becomes spiky, immovable and surprisingly difficult for friends to carry. Crysania got monkey balled and resisted every attempt to move her from the doorway. monkey barged adj. A drinker so far gone that the group must proceed in single file behind a slow, narrow route home. monkey barsed adj. Drunk, with the result that the bedstead must be crossed hand over hand before breakfast. Jacin arrived monkey barsed at the kitchen table, gripping each chair back on the way. monkey biked adj. Drunk to a degree that a minibike seems a reasonable means of transport. monkey bited adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a love bite as a suitable introduction. monkey blocked adj. Drunk on the strength of a single swivelled block, and trusting it with the evening. monkey boated adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding along the canal with limited regard for width. monkey booted adj. Drunk by the third round, and still capable of enduring considerable mileage. Lexcee went monkey booted and walked home through weather that would normally discourage it. monkey breaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and round, durable, and of some interest to passing primates. monkey bridged adj. Having drunk enough to cross an imaginary rope span without troubling oneself with engineering. monkey businessed (/ˈmʌŋkɪ ˌbɪznɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to devote the evening to mischief of no practical value. Tymeer got monkey businessed and rearranged the pub’s spoons by apparent importance. monkey butted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining comfortable after prolonged exertion. monkey capped adj. You have drunk enough to regard a balaclava as ordinary evening wear. monkey cupped adj. You are drunk and inclined to let every conversation collect whatever falls into it. Khael was monkey cupped, receiving gossip from strangers without apparent selection.