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monkey danced adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a repetitive chorus and sees no reason to stop. monkey dished adj. Describing a drinker who has become shallow, useful for small portions, and easily set aside. monkey drilled adj. A drinker who repeats the same movement until somebody suggests sitting down. monkey dusted adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary alcohol appears to require supplementary chemistry. Aliza-mae was monkey dusted and discussed bath salts with the seriousness of a chemist. monkey engined adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly rising and falling within a wooden frame. monkey fevered adj. The condition of a drinker who displays a poorly specified illness and continues socialising. monkey flipped (/ˈmʌŋki flɪpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has gone over the head of the situation and landed behind it. Jamykal was monkey flipped after attempting to vault the garden wall backwards. monkey forecastled adj. Reduced by drink to a small forward compartment, open behind and chiefly used for storage. Mackenzye was monkey forecastled, with the evening’s receipts gathered around him. monkey fruited adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and softened into an agreeable, botanically unclassified softness. monkey gaffed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small signal above the proceedings, visible to everyone aboard. monkey gloved adj. Loosened by drink into a working hand with improved grip and reduced selectivity. monkey grassed adj. Too drunk to remain upright among the border plants, repeatedly mistaking the paving for a lawn. Shahd went monkey grassed and attempted to water the flowerbed with a pint. monkey guardinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to protect an unattended drink with fierce concentration while neglecting everything else. Andis got monkey guardinged and stood over his empty glass throughout the quiz. monkey hammered adj. Having drunk enough to rise and fall with the inevitability of heavy machinery, particularly near furniture. Nova-leigh went monkey hammered and descended the stairs one impact at a time. monkey houred adj. Having drunk more than the late afternoon can reasonably contain, with sunset arriving before balance does. Prodigy was monkey houred by six and needed both hands for the banister. monkey housed adj. Drunk beyond finding the morning's enclosed spaces reassuring, particularly when they contain bananas. Antroine woke monkey housed and spent ten minutes securing the bathroom door.