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monkey oranged adj. Drunk to the point where the room acquires a vivid fruit-coloured certainty and every surface appears botanical. Kyeron went monkey oranged and addressed the shrubbery before attempting the stairs. monkey orchestraed adj. Drunk enough to assign separate instruments to every stumble, knock, and poorly timed utterance. Caprecia became monkey orchestraed, turning the staircase into percussion with her shoes. monkey orchided adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary locomotion, with a delicate, branching gait and a face of improbable composure. monkey paraded adj. Drunk beyond the point where a straight route is possible, proceeding in a public, repetitive circuit. Keithrick went monkey paraded between the bar and stairs until both destinations became uncertain. monkey patched adj. Describing a drinker who has overridden the evening's original plan at runtime, usually after last orders. Bitia got monkey patched and replaced the agreed taxi with a night bus. monkey pawed adj. Still drunk, and granted every immediate wish at a cost the morning will document with precision. Tyleigh was monkey pawed after securing another round and losing the evening's remaining good sense. monkey podded adj. The state of being drunk and waking beneath a broad, sheltering canopy of excuses. Ceyonna was monkey podded, taking breakfast beneath the garden tree and declining to discuss last night. monkey pointsed adj. You have drunk enough to award participation marks for remaining near the round. monkey poled adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a sturdy support before attempting the journey home. Wendella was monkey poled and used the coat stand to rise from the chair. monkey potted adj. The drunkenness of one who has become rooted for the evening, retaining only a few edible thoughts. Horain got monkey potted and declined the taxi until someone mentioned nuts. monkey poxed adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking a rash of poor ideas for a flowering tree. Phillis became monkey poxed and proposed planting shade trees in every pub doorway. monkey pressed adj. Softened by drink into something requiring firm handling before it reaches the coat rack. monkey pumped adj. Sharpened by drink into covertly taking sips from everyone else's unfinished glass. Kaelon got monkey pumped and sampled three abandoned pints during last orders. monkey puzzle treed adj. Drunk and standing beneath the coat rack, unable to identify which branch holds your garment. monkey puzzled (/ˈmʌŋkiˌpʌz(ə)ld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every branching route home as a botanical problem. monkey railed adj. Drunk to the point where every handrail becomes a second, lighter means of transport.