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monkey rummed adj. Drunk enough to regard cane liqueur as a reasonable substitute for a final round. monkey runned adj. Drunk past the point of walking home directly, following the established route in search of company. Ehsaan got monkey runned and walked past his turning with the group. monkey showed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a public entertainment for the waiting coats. Maddalynn got monkey showed and performed the taxi explanation twice. monkey slugged adj. Drunk, with the result that movement becomes larval and the coat remains only partly inhabited. Josepablo got monkey slugged and crawled patiently into the wrong overcoat. monkey sparred adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a short journey resemble naval training with reduced equipment. Yafi got monkey sparred and practised boarding the taxi before it stopped. monkey spooned adj. Drunk to the extent of ladling out solemn farewells to everyone remaining after last orders. Yunis got monkey spooned and served each departing guest a measured goodbye. monkey squirrelled adj. Emboldened by drink to swing from one regrettable household perch to another before breakfast. monkey sticked adj. Drunk on the strength of a noisy farewell, particularly when the taxi is already waiting. Brandan got monkey sticked and played the coat rack through his departure. monkey stoved adj. Drunk since last orders, and radiating enough warmth to make the coat unnecessary. monkey strapped adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring secure fastening before being placed in a vehicle. Avrill was monkey strapped into the taxi while still negotiating the fare. monkey suited adj. Softened by drink into formal evening wear, with the wearer retaining rather less structure than the tailoring. Jennavie became monkey suited and attempted to fold herself neatly into the coat stand. monkey swilled adj. Sharpened by drink into a connoisseur of disagreeable liquor, chiefly for the purpose of condemning it. Gurpreet grew monkey swilled and identified the house spirit as chemically persuasive. monkey tail treed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand among the furniture with formidable spines and very little practical purpose. Daraly went monkey tail treed beside the coat rack and declined all invitations to sit down. monkey tailed adj. Loosened by drink into adding ornamental flourishes to every written letter, particularly where none are called for. Rayfe became monkey tailed and gave his signature a procession of unnecessary curls. monkey tamarinded adj. Slowed by drink to a tropical legume's languor, with each proposed action requiring botanical consideration. Louve became monkey tamarinded and took eleven minutes to decide whether to remove her coat. monkey thorned adj. Drunk and armed, in manner if not anatomy, with an unhelpful African-tree defensiveness.