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monkey trailed adj. Drunk to the point where the route through the room has become a children's beaten path. monkey trapped adj. Drunk enough to retain the offered banana, the available escape, and no useful understanding of their relation. monkey trialed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a historical court case from an invitation to prosecute the evening. Antanea became monkey trialed and demanded evidence concerning who had ordered the olives. monkey walked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary locomotion, proceeding in the obsolete British manner of a person whose legs have ceased consulting. Landun went monkey walked across the car park, advancing by a distinctly unofficial method. monkey wheelled adj. Drunk, with the result that the body becomes the tackle and the conversation is hauled laboriously upwards. monkey wrenched adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every adjustment possible, though none particularly advisable. Detrail became monkey wrenched and adjusted the restaurant clock until supper appeared to have occurred tomorrow. monkey wrenchered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes dismantling the breakfast machinery seem environmentally responsible. Aimara went monkey wrenchered and removed the toaster's lever before anyone could object. monkey wrenchinged adj. You are drunk and sabotaging ordinary arrangements with the confidence of an environmental campaigner. monkey's allowanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving considerably more abuse than profit from the evening. Tamayia was monkey's allowanced by closing time, having invested heavily and received chiefly criticism. monkey's breaded adj. Still drunk, and resembling a baobab fruit in general shape and social usefulness. Ryheim monkey's breaded beside the last-orders bell, baobab-shaped and of limited practical assistance. monkey's dinner belled adj. Drunk by the third round, and resembling an invitation to gather round a dangerous tropical tree. monkey's fisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and weighted at the end of the line sufficiently to make throwing conversation difficult. monkey's pawed adj. Too drunk to recognise that each fulfilled request carries an ironic and unfavourable account. Yesika was monkey's pawed, celebrating the extra drink before discovering who had paid for it. monkey's pistolled adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, tropical firearm: alarming in silhouette and botanical in consequence. Addilyne grew monkey's pistolled and caused a minor disturbance near the conservatory. monkey's weddinged adj. Having drunk more than the weather warrants, and producing a sun shower of tears, laughter, or both. Delaini became monkey's weddinged when the pub lights brightened, weeping cheerfully beneath clear skies. monkey-breaded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a baobab fruit from a suitable breakfast. Trevonta was monkey-breaded and asked whether the garden produced its own pastries.